Take your freshly baked ferret-whisker foccaccia

Toss off some pancetta, add 4.75 lugs of your third best extra virgin, really kick the living s**t out of 875g of cherry tomatoes before ripping some f**king basil to shreds, soak your loaf in the resultant goo and leave to stand for three weeks.

The bread will collapse as the mould eats up the lower portions. Much like Pete Doherty, infact.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on January 4th 2006 at 13:09:16

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Ridiculous criticism of Etuhu signing (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Jan 4, 12:52:33
- It all comes down to this (NCFC) - inutero, Jan 4, 12:58:59
  - doherty needs to realise... (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 13:01:18
    - i agree he would not get away with his manhandling in the top flight (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 4, 13:04:01
      - can our cunt in charge not see this problem... (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jan 4, 13:11:14
- a bit like releasing crow after 5 months and about 40 mins football (NCFC) - pants, Jan 4, 12:55:01
- Anyone who thinks collapsing bread is very poor must have a very limitied imagination. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 12:54:21
  - Take your freshly baked ferret-whisker foccaccia (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 4, 13:09:16

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