Done. Got his assistant as well, while she was washing her hands after handling my meat.

They're hanging up in back, in the cold storage, weeping like spoilt puppies. Just to finish it off I ate the last pheasant, raw.

Posted By: APB on December 17th 2014 at 13:40:43

Message Thread

Why would anyone bread a ham? (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 12:56:51
- I don't mind as it's a supermarket thang... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 17, 13:58:08
- So they can charge you more for it. Simple. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 17, 13:50:27
- why is it also orange? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 17, 13:36:01
  - proddy ham (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:37:28
    - William loved abit of pig (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 13:42:24
      - Sorry to go all Johnny Morris on you Proff, but that's a goose. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 14:31:26
        
        Ooh aah. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 15:17:42
- What about peppering? (General Chat) - APB, Dec 17, 13:28:56
  - Roundhouse his head off. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 13:32:06
    - Go at him like a spidermonkey. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 13:37:23
    - while screaming 'bread that you can't. Then nick all the pork pies. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 13:33:49
      - Done. Got his assistant as well, while she was washing her hands after handling my meat. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 17, 13:40:43
        
        Last time I ate a raw game bird I couldn't swallow properly for weeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 14:29:59
        
        Long Good Friday innit (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 13:46:23
        
        on hooks? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:42:41
        
        Hooks from the anus. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 17, 13:50:17
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 13:00:43
  - Oh, i misread that. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 17, 13:39:20
- Stop it running off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 17, 12:59:14
  - how would a ham run off if it's only got one leg? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:27:09

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