Hughton. Chris Hughton.

For some reason that brings to mind an image of his sacking. He knocks at the door, and goes in to find McNally sitting in his swivel chair, half turned away. He swings round to face Hughton, stroking a small poomer in his lap.

CH: The name's Hughton. Chris Hughton.
DM: Ahhhh Mr Houghton, I've been expecting you.
CH: Not Houghton. Hughton. Chris Hughton.
DM: Well, this could be awkward. I'm supposed to sack a bloke called Houghton. Have you seen him?
CH: I'll have a vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred. Do you seriously expect me to go looking for whoever this Houghton chap is?
DM: No, Mr Houghton. Hughton. I expect you to die. Well, leave the club anyway.
CH: As long as we both know where we stand.
DM: And on your way out if you do bump into someone called Houghton can you tell him he's fired?
CH: No.
DM: You leave me no option but to introduce you to my little pets - poomers with lasers on their....hang on...wait...I haven't finished...pfft, some people. Delores? DELORES! See if you can find anyone called Houghton. My girls are getting peckish.

Posted By: Old Man on September 20th 2014 at 11:08:13

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A report on last nights annual NCFC Supporters Groups meeting with D McN if interested? (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 20, 09:21:41
- Interesting. Thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 20, 11:19:18
- His name is Hughton. Chris Hughton. (NCFC) - norway, Sep 20, 10:34:36
  - Mea Culpa but my excuse is we had a research establishment at Houghton, Cambs!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 20, 11:17:56
    - are you sure it wasn't Wyton? loads of people get those 2 mixed up (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 11:43:12
  - Hughton. Chris Hughton. (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 20, 11:08:13
  - vmt. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 20, 10:41:46
- what does too much chum mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Sep 20, 10:17:37
  - churn (NCFC) - matt in london, Sep 20, 10:22:42
    - Woof. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 20, 10:29:23
    - FFS My eyes are so hungover that they can't see (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Sep 20, 10:27:50
- I stopped reading at "Houghton" (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 20, 10:09:09
- Thanks for sharing. Assume it was a largely positive night? (NCFC) - Sanity, Sep 20, 09:38:38
  - Not sure standing is a negative (NCFC) - Badger, Sep 20, 10:01:09

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