And the oil runs out in 2090. No oil = no phosphates to make fertilizer = no food. At all.

Better pray that Israel has triggered a global nuclear annihilation before then, because that would make this all look like party games.

Or we could have all converted to cheap to capture, free solar energy by then. Or there might be more oil. Or whatever. Who knows? I'm assuming I'll be safely brown bread by then.

And the 2090 figure I pinched from Utopia, which is fiction, so y'know. But the oil will dry up eventually. Can't put more dead dinosaurs into the ground to replenish the oil stocks.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 30th 2014 at 11:23:18

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Gaza, planes being shot down, ebola, TB, Ukraine, Russia (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 10:40:43
- Don't forget bubonic plague in China, and within the last month personally I've had (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 30, 12:19:37
  - Mmmm, what's the common denominator there........ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 30, 12:31:30
    - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 30, 13:09:16
- And the oil runs out in 2090. No oil = no phosphates to make fertilizer = no food. At all. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 11:23:18
  - *finishes digging Barney the Dinosaur shaped grave* (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 30, 12:00:58
  - The only thing I remember from the half terms worth (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jul 30, 11:51:32
    - They keep finding more, and more ways of extracting (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 11:54:15
- Every time I try and formulate a considered opinion on Gaza (General Chat) - norway, Jul 30, 11:10:19
  - Yes, my default position is "fucking Israel" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 11:21:28
  - Religion, eh? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 11:14:14
- It's the humans who need to fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 30, 10:46:29
  - VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 30, 10:47:47
    - Went to a festival last weekend. Coming out of it. Withered Hand, and Georgia Ruth are (General Chat) - pants, Jul 30, 11:01:50
      - Oooh, I like that, will check out the album. Going to see Richard Thomson tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 30, 11:15:32
  - That was implied (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 10:47:28
    - Although it did conspire to allow humans to evolve (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 30, 10:48:21
      - Would you eat a human? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 30, 10:58:49
        
        Not if it had Ebola. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 11:10:25
        
        Yeah if I had to (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 30, 11:06:38
        
        For example if your plane crashed in the Andes? (General Chat) - norway, Jul 30, 11:11:13
        
        That's kind of what i meant i think, the extent of his love for animals and distaste for h (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 30, 11:14:39
        
        I'm not keen on humans. The vast majority are c**ts, me included (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 30, 11:17:45
        
        We certainly can be. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 30, 11:20:36
        
        I prefer my dog to the vast majority of humans tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 11:22:08
        
        Dogs are lovely though, except for the cuntish ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 30, 11:28:03
        
        And you've got quite a shit dog, by dog standards, so that speaks volumes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 11:27:23
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 11:33:26
        
        Yes that was the exact situation I was thinking about (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 30, 11:13:35
        
        SCC's a veggie (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 30, 11:01:04
        
        Pescatarian. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 30, 11:02:16
- End times. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 10:41:49
  - *and* Norwich got relegated! (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 10:46:43
    - With men putting popcorn in their foreskins. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 10:49:53
      - Popcorn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 30, 10:50:28
        
        Popping candy. Whatever that is. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 10:52:48
    - And England and Murray were an embarrassment (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 30, 10:48:56
      - And there was no Olympics. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 30, 10:51:24
        
        Yes, the Post-Colonial Era Games just isn't the same (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 30, 10:54:48
  - Phwoar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 30, 10:46:27

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