Another Xmas song
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody was wasted
Even the mouse!
Some had been at the pub
And some were on grass
But I'd been in bed
With a great piece of ass!
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter,
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The f**ker had fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a b***h
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!
Posted By: Iwan Husarmi on December 14th 2005 at 17:21:52
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