2 great true stories (well,1 not great but funny!) well, not funny if it was you but...
My friend was following one of those lie flat bikes and the chap was doing a fair old lick, around 25mph when a car pulled out from a side road and the bike smacked straight into the car, the bike basically folded in half and the front wheel smacked the rider straight in the goolies and he passed out
My mate started to put the guy in the recovery position but when he moved his legs he screamed out in pain and then fainted again!
when my friend phoned the hospital just to see if matey was OK it turned out he had ruptured both testicles - ouch!
2, same friend works in an old folks home - old girl of 91 had a stroke and was being taken to hospital so he goes to get a few things for her to take to hospital - opened her drawers to get a nighty and stuff and she had a fantastic collection of vibrators!
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Posted By: Jumbo1 on June 14th 2014 at 18:39:12
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- 2 great true stories (well,1 not great but funny!) well, not funny if it was you but... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 18:39:12
- are you ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 14, 19:16:18
- yes thanks FC - are you? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 19:17:06
- No way to talk abt my nan! FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Jun 14, 18:59:43
- fair play to her - she had one of those rampant rabbits too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 19:01:39
- who doesn't! (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 14, 19:04:51
- It was on her chrimbo list, (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Jun 14, 19:03:18
- And a sybian? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 14, 19:02:23
- fair play to her - she had one of those rampant rabbits too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 19:01:39
- Well, the immediate concern is to prolong life, so fuck his bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 14, 18:58:30
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 14, 18:52:11
- ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 18:52:28
- ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 14, 18:57:18
- ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 18:52:28
- are you ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 14, 19:16:18
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