i think i've got the slowest internet in the universe

0.13 megagiggerthingummybiscuits per secunda download

the time it takes a page to load i could bloody well chisel it out of mahogany

i spent best part of an hour on the phone yesterday with bloody s**ttish telecom trying to get it sorted and they have done nowt. or is that speed normal for norfolk? am i being unreasonable?

Posted By: Tombs on June 5th 2014 at 11:05:43

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i think i've got the slowest internet in the universe (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 11:05:43
- it shouldn't be that slow tombs (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 5, 12:26:23
  - Have you checked what speeds your neighbours are getting? (General Chat) - Meh, Jun 5, 12:54:07
  - My Sky broadband is woefully slow. Am in the process of switching to fibre with EE. (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Jun 5, 12:35:48
- Where in Norfolk are you? In Poringland I used to get 10 megagiggerthingummybiscuits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Meh, Jun 5, 11:20:12
  - darkest nr14 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 11:22:33
    - You can have it back now just moved out. (General Chat) - Meh, Jun 5, 11:40:47
    - Do you have Virgin cable yet? (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 5, 11:26:51
      - chairs i shall giylf to see if branston has run a cable up my back passage (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 11:28:42
        
        Sorry, your home isn't in a Virgin Media area (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 11:33:27
        
        It's the only solution, really (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 5, 11:34:27
        
        seems the easiest thing to do (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 11:39:28
- Apparently your download matches your thinking speed :-P (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Jun 5, 11:15:41

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