The phrase cockdocker was created for bertie

Rumour has it, that bertie regularly snuggles up to Worthy for late night bum love and cock docking sessions. Apparently his pet name for WOrthy is "My Silver Fox" due to his unhealthy obsessions with his grey hair in his lower regions.

Bertie, come clean (No pun intended) the players have got wind of your illicit affair and can no longer take the manager serious, please end it now to avoid any serious embarassment.

Oh by the way i am not Wimbledon Canary

Posted By: WorthysYellaBirdFlu on December 7th 2005 at 14:18:32

Message Thread

Ben I think you are totally unfair. Reson is as follows: (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 13:24:59
- Life isn't fair.. (NCFC) - Ben, Dec 7, 14:34:55
- are you a city stand resident? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 14:13:29
  - Barclay Lower. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:15:18
- Did you know you are now the only board user who wants Worthy to stay? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 7, 13:50:07
  - Tell me why there were not streams of congratulation (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:01:38
    - Nice one Mrs Worthington (n/m) (NCFC) - Ann Orak, Dec 7, 16:05:48
    - "One Of The Best Managers In The Business"?? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 7, 14:35:40
    - Nice try, but that has to be a wind-up (NCFC) - ede, Dec 7, 14:20:57
    - The see you next tuesday bit is fair comment on my person... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 14:08:07
    - You really are Worthys Mum!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 14:08:02
      - nah, even she wants him out (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 7, 14:22:18
    - Warp factor blub. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:05:24
    - Surely you don't believe that he is going to get us out of this situation? (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:04:26
      - I know that constantly getting on the manager's back (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:09:14
        
        SO... (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 7, 14:13:47
        
        But Wrath of the Barclay are the fans... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:10:38
        
        Wrath of the Barclay are SOME of the fans, thankfully (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:14:49
        
        You really are blind to the current plight... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:17:14
        
        We will not get relegated. Please do not bring negative (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:19:18
        
        Actually its 'c#nts' like you causing the problem (NCFC) - ede, Dec 7, 14:30:54
        
        C**ts like me have been to every game this season... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:22:01
        
        You have the nerve to say "We will not get relegated" (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 14:21:26
        
        your just a scummer on a wind up,scummer on a wind up! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 14:20:56
    - Crikey, I had some sympathy with you before that lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 7, 14:03:19
- Are you Delia Are you Delia Are you Delia in disguise???? (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 13:48:29
  - I couldn't give a fuck what Blower wants, who the fuck is he? (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:03:13
    - And i dont give a fuck what you think! (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 14:11:33
      - "cockdocker" again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:14:15
        
        The phrase cockdocker was created for bertie (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 14:18:32
        
        God bless you. Have a nice Christmas. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 14:20:26
        
        How did you know God Blessed me? (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 7, 14:23:44
    - blub blub blub (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 14:09:42
    - To be fair, that's a fucking top sentiment. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:08:17
- Point taken... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 7, 13:40:04
  - I'm sure he won't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 7, 13:54:08
    - Well, this is what he said to me... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 7, 14:00:52
    - It is his website... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 13:56:36
      - Oh come on... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 7, 14:02:10
        
        Eileen (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Nigelton, Dec 7, 14:04:58
        
        I bet Eileen's dry cleaning bill is substantial. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:28:48
        
        HAHA (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:31:32
        
        Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:03:13
        
        Fair enough... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 7, 14:05:57
- So what do you suggest we do? (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Dec 7, 13:36:19
- Why don't you put a pretty dress on and do a little dance. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Dec 7, 13:31:24
  - Some geezer has just walked past the window smoking the biggest reefer I've seen since I g (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:32:36
    - Do you have the window open for that little bit extra lung fun? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:49:26
      - No, the window is shut. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:52:33
    - Were you on his left? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Nigelton, Dec 7, 13:34:16
      - Small bad. I was on his right. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:39:19
        
        Small good. (NCFC) - Small, Dec 7, 13:56:19
        
        Not a lot, AB is on drugs... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:59:32
        
        I am not. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:01:05
        
        Oh yes you are... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 14:05:33
        
        That's a shame. (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Nigelton, Dec 7, 13:44:47
  - get down tonight! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 13:32:24
- Freedom of expression is what it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - big_erics_shin, Dec 7, 13:30:25
  - Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:31:39
- Well done point made (NCFC) - ncfcdubai, Dec 7, 13:29:56
- We want Biggins out, say we want Biggins out. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:29:37
- Worthy & Bertie out, out, out, out (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 7, 13:29:01
- blub (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 13:27:26
  - Now that IS a blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 13:28:51

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