Scampi 'n' Lemon?

Possibly the ultimate in Bastard Crisps

Posted By: Huge Small on April 1st 2014 at 16:42:20

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What about if, right, say you had gone into the fine city on a Saturday morning and had (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:00:33
- Pez. Definitely. (General Chat) - Hongky, Apr 1, 17:17:25
- Lamb riverdance (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 1, 17:05:03
- If you're referring to the corn-based snacks, you mean Nik-Nak, btw. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 16:19:09
  - Scampi 'n' Lemon? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 16:42:20
    - AKA Bag of Knickers (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Apr 1, 16:56:10
    - They're fucking well hid, you rank bastard. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 16:46:53
      - They're so wrong that they're right (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 16:53:44
        
        Bacon ones from the weird ice-cream man at Hewett were the tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 17:12:15
        
        Fucking A, muthafucker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 17:44:34
        
        Like Oinks on steroids (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 17:23:55
  - You really are a big twit (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 16:30:25
    - I take that as a massive gret ole compliment from you. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 16:45:51
- Is she a nice person? (n/m) (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Apr 1, 15:54:10
- Fuck it. Mary pez. Yolo Broseph. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 15:51:15
  - Wow - that's a first! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:53:15
- I would marvel at the effervesce of that fizzing sweet on her damp and hot underpanties. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 1, 15:46:06
  - I've just shot my load. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 16:50:07
  - Oh mine (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 1, 15:54:07
  - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:49:56
- Unusually for me, I would balance a pez on her cotton-encased mary (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 15:39:26
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:39:56
    - Now a bit worried that Mrs Hawes saw the whole thing though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 15:44:55
      - aaah (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:46:09
        
        Yup. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 16:02:14
- Can I do both? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 1, 15:32:44
  - Not really, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:39:15
- What kind of Pez dispenser? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 15:11:28
  - Unfortunately you have misread the above. It is a Pez sweet... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:13:41
    - Surely the Pez sweet must be dispensed from a Pez dispenser? Is it straight from a refill (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 15:16:23
      - Yes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:16:59
        
        Thank you for clarification. I shall plump for Pez pudenda placement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 15:20:22
        
        Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:24:50
- a (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 1, 15:11:21
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:12:25
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:07:10
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:12:14
- Run off like a ponce and twat-dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:06:33
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:12:03
- a) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 1, 15:05:57
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:11:49

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