BANG! BANG! BANGO! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! AROOOOOGAH BANG! HUGE, SCARY TWAT SOUND!

10-57 on the corner of Stafford and Gladstone, narcotics-related shoot-off in the arse, officer in need of assistance, I repeat, officer in need of assistance.

Oh my wet, flabby orbs, my poor glistening soldiers.

They ask me why I'm hateful, why I'm bad.
They tell me I got things they never had.
They tell me go to church and see the light.
Cos the good lord's always right.

So what, so what.
So what if Jesus died on the cross.
So what about the f**ker, I don't give a toss.
So what if the master walked on the water.
I don't see him trying to stop the slaughter.
They say I wouldn't have to live from bins.
If I would go along, confess my sins.
They say I shouldn't commit no crime.
Cos Jesus Christ is watching all the time.

SLAM

IT

IN

THERE!

Whack it in there Sonny, squeeze it in there Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on March 17th 2014 at 14:34:15

Message Thread

Never has the metaphor about circling the drain been so apt. Around and around they go, wa (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 13:50:47
- Dity bathwater analogy (NCFC) - norway, Mar 17, 13:56:07
  - Will teh cockroach be sucked down with the water - or will it crawl back up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Mar 17, 13:59:59
    - BANG! BANG! BANGO! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! AROOOOOGAH BANG! HUGE, SCARY TWAT SOUND! (NCFC) - tehwatch, Mar 17, 14:34:15
      - IED? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 17, 15:07:51
      - Just who is tehwatch ? I have my own suspicions. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Mar 17, 14:41:05
  - it could contain diseases (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 13:59:29
    - *comes back within hours* (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 17, 14:05:58

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