I'll give it a go

1. ?If you were to win ?1m what would you do with the money?? - die from an overdose of Waitrose Rum'n'Raisin ice-cream

2. ?What do you think is the most useful function in Excel?? - Alt-f4

3. ?What makes you happy about work on a Friday evening?? - Alcohol

4. ?How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?? - using a blender

5. ?What is it about this job you would least look forward to?? - becoming a colleague of That Bloke Over There

6. ?If you were the Head of Barclays Corporate what would your strategy be with the recent European Crisis?? - secession

7. ?If your friend was seriously injured and you had to get him to a hospital, would you speed and go through a red light?" - no; amphetamines are dangerous

8. ?Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?? - I'd boil the Ethel

9. ?Tell me about a time when you failed at something.? - Jennifer Lawrence. It's still painful.

10. ?What are the three words that your parents would describe you with?? - Clueless Little ****

11. ?What have you done in the past to get out of a tricky situation?? - lied

12. ?Why is 99pc not good enough?? - the Babylon are all corrupt. If they can fit up a cabinet minister what chance have the rest of us got?

13. ?How many ways can you get a needle out of a haystack?? - 9

14. ?How would you explain Facebook to your Grandma?? - through a medium

15. ?If you entered into a room full of people with different interests, what would you do?? - fart uncontrollably

16. ?What do you mean by ?leadership??? - it's what the captain of a ferry does

17. ?By what criteria do you judge your own performance?? - is she willing to do it again

18. ?Which football team do you support?? - THE NORWICH

19. ?What is the main thing that gets you out of bed each morning?" - Twinings Earl Grey Tea

20. ?Describe the hardest decision you have faced in the past 12 months.? - thinking about Jennifer Lawrence

21. ?Who is your biggest hero?? - you

22. ?Give me an example of your extreme levels of tenacity.? - I'm still thinking about Jennifer Lawrence now. Even though I've got no hope.

23. ?In a fight between a lion and a tiger, who would win & why?? - the poomer, because it's better at fighting

24. ?How would your delegates describe you?? - tall

25. ?Do you think the quality of our menswear products are as high as our home department products?? - f**king w**k. Sorry - I was just following your sign, which declares "modern menswear" - I'm very much modern, despite my advanced age

Did I get the job?

Posted By: Old Man on February 13th 2014 at 18:06:54

Message Thread

so, had another interview today and they went with a different approach (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 16:46:36
- was your answer to any of them "outer"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Feb 13, 17:50:14
- Ok Jumbo, try these: (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 17:48:56
  - I'll give it a go (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 13, 18:06:54
    - Good answers you got the 'How many...' question correct. I'm feeling a bit sorry for Jumbo (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 18:46:44
    - Answer 17 is phenomenal.....take a bow! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 18:21:20
      - I think you are going to make a brilliant Hollywood Film Actor! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 18:59:06
  - some were very similar - others weren't lol... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 18:05:32
- What the hell is this job?? Crazy amount of interviews.... (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 16:52:08
  - anaesthetist. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 17:04:47
    - Haha! No interviews for that buddy! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:09:00
      - only joking boh, god save the nhs. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 17:10:43
        
        Hmmm....6 nights in 7 means I'm not convinced right now! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:16:48
        
        i'd swap right now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:23:52
        
        Yeah.... Come join me! You do ITU, I will do theatres and emergencies! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:25:05
        
        cool! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:25:40
        
        See? THAT'S an interview! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:27:27
        
        do I get to wear those green things and chat up nurses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:30:12
        
        Scrubs yes....nurses is more dangerous! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:31:08
        
        I laugh in the face of danger (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:34:29
        
        Yeah....look for the nurses and I will be nearby!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:36:23
        
        shits danger.^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 17:35:03
        
        you knows it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:35:32
        
        what hours? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 17:18:39
        
        About 13 hrs in a shift (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 13, 17:23:04
        
        i think that's illegal on nights, what down time so you get? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 17:33:59
  - no, this was a new first one although if invited for a 2nd it will be held in (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 16:56:57
    - Letchworth is quite nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 13, 17:02:01
      - the jobs in Lowestoft (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:02:32
        
        no it is not. Horrible place. Full of betting shops, poundlands and chav scum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 13, 17:03:37
        
        cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 17:27:17
        
        lolf (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:29:25
        
        I hate that word"Chav" (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 17:39:27
        
        Well said, my Suffolk friend! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 13, 18:33:21
- what sort of role are you after? (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Feb 13, 16:51:43
  - Hollywood Film Actor (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 17:01:12
- goodluck mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 13, 16:48:14

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