Tim Lovejoy and any band who's ever been on Soccer AM ever.

He?s sitting on a so-called Soccer Sofa
On a Saturday morning
Having the so-called banter with the Preston
Touching base with fellow guest Heston
How cool does he appear?
And how cool is his career?
He?s gonna talk about his songs
And his favourite footy teams
That?s England, Chelsea, Accy Stanley
?And all the band love watching Bar?a?
But then, disastrously
They ask him casually
?You come from Leigh-On-Sea,
Do you ever get to Roots Hall??
Which to him means f**k all
Can only look askance
And cast a sideways glance
Could use some help with this
But Heston?s gone for a piss
Need something to deflect
Enter Ruddock left
?More doughnuts? shout the crew
High art shall not ensue
Here, today, in this place
And our hapless singer?s band
Has just gone moribund
Stay tuned, following the break
Crazy Razor gonna get him in a headlock
Crazy Razor headlock

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on December 17th 2013 at 14:58:51

Message Thread

Other Football tosspots - the definitive list (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:23:18
- Paul Ince (n/m) (Other Football) - Silver Fox, Dec 17, 18:08:38
- Graeme Souness (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Dec 17, 17:03:12
  - bit harsh? (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 17:04:55
- Marlon King (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 17:02:38
- Alan Shearer (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 17:00:12
  - ww2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Dec 17, 23:01:36
- michael theoklitos (n/m) (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 16:59:11
- Paul Mariner (n/m) (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 16:57:04
- George Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - Bristol Graham, Dec 17, 16:50:47
- Is it too late to say Tony Cottee ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 16:46:40
- Kevin Muscat - its worth repeating! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, Dec 17, 16:41:31
- George Burley (n/m) (Other Football) - Hit Squadie, Dec 17, 16:21:58
- Danny Mills. (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Dec 17, 16:20:59
- Denis Wise, Dietmar Hamman (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:18:14
- Joe Kinnear, Mike Ashley (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:16:47
- wayne rooney (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Dec 17, 16:15:20
- Michael Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:13:49
- Judas Marshall (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:13:39
- Duncan Ferguson (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:11:20
  - love him (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Dec 17, 16:14:53
    - Only cos you're scared of him! (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:19:11
- El-Hadji Diouf (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:11:08
- Neil Warnock (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:09:49
- Roy Keane (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:07:50
  - Wash your mouth out. Finest manager of his generation. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 16:11:17
    - Suited each other perfectly! (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:11:52
- glenn hoddle. most overrated manager ever (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Dec 17, 16:07:30
- bacon face (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Dec 17, 16:05:58
  - what did luke chadwick ever do wrong? (n/m) (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 17, 16:58:40
- John Fashanu (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 16:02:13
- Fabian Wilnis (n/m) (Other Football) - Hit Squadie, Dec 17, 15:59:01
- Jurgem Klinsmann (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Dec 17, 15:47:14
  - *n (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Dec 17, 15:47:31
- Paul Lambert celebrating when they score against us (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 15:46:50
- Lee Bowyer (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 15:45:09
- Diego Maradona (1986) (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 15:41:44
- Eric Gates (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 15:39:01
  - Monsta monsta (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 15:40:30
    - Um. No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:41:37
      - Merry Christmas! (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 17, 15:44:35
- The two Alans. Hansen and Shearer. (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Dec 17, 15:37:31
- Stan Collymore, for hitting Ulrika (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:34:50
- Neil Doncaster. The words "football tosspot" were made for Doomcaster (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:33:45
- Parasite in chief, Gordon Taylor. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 15:32:13
  - Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:38:11
  - Oh god yes, svmt (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Dec 17, 15:33:40
- Fabio Cappello (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:31:01
  - really? Why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:31:19
    - I wouldn't know where to start (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:33:24
- Kevin Muscat (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:26:48
- ALAN GREEN!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:23:39
  - Oh yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Dec 17, 17:43:34
- Jason dozzell (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:23:05
- Leroy Lita (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 15:22:40
- Garry Birtles (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:21:29
  - Yeah. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Dec 17, 17:42:36
- Worzel Scrimmage. (Other Football) - Pygmy bulb, Dec 17, 15:15:05
  - have you ever been anything other than a massive cunt? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 15:45:40
- Sergio Busquets. Absolute weapon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 15:14:25
- Both Redknapps. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 15:10:30
  - louise? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 17, 15:31:42
- Oh my word. Fucking Robot Wars. What's his name. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 15:07:20
  - The Scally in Your Alley? The Scouse in Your House? Craig Charles? (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:22:51
  - Pearce. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:07:47
- Fucking Claridge. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 15:06:17
  - Yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:07:20
- cant be bothered to scroll... is Sccelwyn on the list?... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Dec 17, 15:05:29
- Eamon Dunphy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 15:00:48
- Alan Green (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:00:46
  - You've not pointed out Luis Suarez though, have you? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 15:21:21
    - I think the antisuarism is overdone (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:25:35
      - He's a horrible, horrible bloke. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 15:35:44
        
        they'd just gone through to the next round of the WC? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 15:52:38
      - Wasn't as good a save as Mel Machin's either (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:31:50
- Robbie Savage (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 14:59:03
- Tim Lovejoy and any band who's ever been on Soccer AM ever. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 14:58:51
- Tim Sherwood (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 14:58:40
- Andy Townsend, obviously (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 17, 14:58:28
- Clive Tyldesley (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 14:55:29
  - Peter fucking Drury cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 14:55:53
- Andy Gray & that other prick off of Sky. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 14:55:00
- Ronald "Big Ronald" Atkinson (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 14:54:06
- Robert Chase (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:53:07
- Blatter (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:52:17
- John Gregory (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:52:15
- FA, UEFA, FIFA (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Dec 17, 14:51:32
  - ^^POTD (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 15:20:59
- Ken Bates (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:50:30
- Aaron 'shaved eyebrows' Lennon (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:49:54
  - Gerry 'fat face in the crowd' Francis (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:50:15
- Giovanni di Stefano (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:49:25
- Andy Townsend (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:49:00
- Owen Coyle (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:48:16
- Ryan "He ain't heavy, he's my brother-in-law" Giggs (n/m) (Other Football) - Greeny, Dec 17, 14:47:42
- Frank Rijkaard (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:46:11
  - Rudy V?ller (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 14:47:43
    - Rijkaard was! (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:51:43
      - surely some naughty words were exchanged (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 14:54:14
        
        it seems you're right Gitters (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 15:00:14
        
        I think they made it up later, though. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 15:07:36
        
        Sort of (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 15:17:00
- Whichever of the Barca yawnistas is swiving Shakira. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 14:43:18
  - Piqu?. Tbf they do have a child together (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 14:49:49
- Also, I really don't like Cesc Fabregas. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 14:42:59
- David Boooooooooooooentley (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 14:42:41
  - ha, good shout (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 17, 14:48:05
  - You ignore us for weeks on end and then you show up and trollololol (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:47:26
    - I only speak when I have something to say. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 14:53:45
      - Chortle (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:59:20
- Ryan Giggs (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:40:55
- Kevin Muscat (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:39:22
  - Keith O'Neill (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 17, 14:40:03
- SCC........ (Other Football) - usacanary, Dec 17, 14:37:44
- Joey Barton. John Terry. Andy Townsend. Ashley Cole. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 14:29:40
- Glenn Roeder (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Dec 17, 14:29:00
- Jordi Alba (n/m) (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Dec 17, 14:26:41
- Gattuso (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:25:31
- Sepp blatter (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, Dec 17, 14:25:05
- Gabriel Agbonlahor (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:24:38
- Daniel Levy (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 17, 14:23:38

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