Garden Noises

Last night I was awoken by some horrible screeching noises in the garden about 3am.

I got out of bed, put on my dressing gown and went downstairs and peeked through the window. I couldnt see anything but could still hear the terrible screeching.

I unlocked the back door and ventured into the garden. There was a cat and a fox fighting. The cat did a runner but the fox just stood there.

I said f**k off Fox. You are not wanted here.

Suddenly SCC busrt in out of my garden shed and said "Thats not the only Fox who has been told to f**k off recently! "

Posted By: Pit on November 28th 2013 at 11:40:35

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Garden Noises (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:40:35
- scc was in your shed, is it a sex shed? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 28, 11:43:27
  - Not really. It has like a flymo and shit in it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:47:01
    - SCC shat in your shed? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 12:10:38
      - No. That would be vile. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 12:18:51
        
        Indeed, totally in character then :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 12:20:59
        
        mmm. Dont get me involved in your little war. I like SCC. :-) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 13:04:04
    - Ever accidently flymo'd a cat turd hidden in long grass? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:04:52
      - or a Toad - that's rather alarming (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 12:11:17
        
        vimto! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 28, 14:07:35
      - Yes. done that. unpleasant (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 12:09:16
        
        vimto - rather do a toad than a turd! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 28, 14:08:18

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