once every three years

i got lectured about "eco-driving" on tuesday.

might as well have telled me about quantum physics

also, the council drongo stated that there was a strict "one biscuit" limit, so i broke that f**ker straight away. i'm now going on a biscuit awareness course.

Posted By: Tombs on October 18th 2013 at 12:27:02

Message Thread

Bollocks! Just received a NIP speeding fine through the post..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:21:32
- dont speed then. simple. (n/m) (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Oct 18, 13:09:47
- vvvv Don't play Chelts vvvvvvv (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:36:06
  - Apologies but I cant ignore stupidity on that level. Speeding kills (n/m) (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Oct 18, 12:50:56
    - outside a primery school or in a built up area yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:54:15
      - I bet you have no idea what your breaking distance would be at 57? (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Oct 18, 13:18:40
        
        i was in a chain of about 5 cars all doing the same constant speed... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 13:23:50
  - I'm trying SO hard ceebee's...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:45:08
    - Just shit in his sarnies (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:47:26
- Idiots like you are the reason almost 2000 die on the nation's roads each year (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Oct 18, 12:35:08
  - right, thats it........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:50:36
    - Well said Mr Chelts (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 18, 12:55:06
      - essex (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Oct 18, 13:06:22
        
        he may not......but i will........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 13:11:45
      - both utter beaks of the womans rose-garden. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:57:07
        
        Give him some of this Chelts (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:58:23
- Prepare to be patronised. How many times can you do those courses? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:23:29
  - once every three years (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 18, 12:27:02
    - My car gave me a 'rest recommendation' last night (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 18, 12:33:11
      - i get that one too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:46:41
        
        I thought it popped up because I had been driving for over 3 hours (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 18, 12:51:38
        
        yes... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:54:52
      - I had a hire car in Spain (Seat Ibeza - complete pile of steaming wank) that told me (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:35:07
        
        I had a 1.0 3-cyl eco Corsa in Malaga and it was a utter pile of auto wank. (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 18, 12:38:46
        
        Given that Seat are in the VW camp I was surprised how shit it was. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:41:35
        
        Love my Seat Ibiza (General Chat) - cityangel, Oct 18, 13:02:34
        
        Oh well, I must have got a dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 13:05:23
        
        Yes. The Seat Ibeza is just a poor mans golf but built to VW stds so should have been ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 18, 12:53:01
        
        my mate has a SEAT ibiza SR..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:47:33
        
        god knows what engine this had but it struggled with the slightest slope. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:50:03
        
        whoops! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:51:23
        
        cant see it. that c-beak is on my ignore list (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 18, 12:54:18
        
        i've never put anyone on ignore, even bucks..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:55:54
        
        I am currently running with this bunch of losers:- (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 18, 13:01:05
        
        Why me? What have I done? (n/m) (General Chat) - Casual_Observer, Oct 18, 13:04:13
    - Did you have to do a driv with a geeza in his car? I did up here. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:31:34
      - *BFT (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 18, 12:43:10
    - if they sent more money and time on catching BBC Paedo's, the country would be a better (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:28:40
      - I've found the answer. I dont use the speedo, I use the Av fuel consumption read out (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:33:37
        
        I would be...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:48:49
        
        Have you spotted that anomally when you come off the M56 onto the (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 18, 12:53:24
        
        never spotted that no...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 18, 12:58:13
      - 85 quid for two biscuits and a cup of drink (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 18, 12:30:16

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