you pay peanuts you get monkeys

pay walnuts on the other hand and you get gorillas

pistachio nuts, orangutans

might be the other way around, i've lost my nut/primate salary index

Posted By: Tombs on September 11th 2013 at 10:18:33

Message Thread

There's one blatant lie in this job advert (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:37:19
- so who is leaving? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 11, 14:39:20
- sorry cant find it..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 10:27:23
- Did you always want to be a recruitment agent or something. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 09:59:12
  - Banged to rights (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:01:27
- Might the "competitive salary" not be very competitive? (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 11, 09:57:18
  - If it's not competetive, no one will apply surely. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 10:07:20
    - For lots of people it's a dream job (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:13:13
      - Really? surely the purpose of a job is to fund your lifestyle. If it's not horrifically (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 10:27:31
        
        People work as interns, unpaid, in local journalism (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:28:59
        
        Indeed but, as I said below, it didn't seem like that's what they were after. (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 10:32:42
      - Give us a ball park figure of what you think the salary for that job will be (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 11, 10:17:18
        
        ?12k (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 11, 10:20:25
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:20:53
    - ^^ unaware how desperate people are for jobs (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 11, 10:10:12
      - Not at all. That advert seems to imply they want an experienced person though. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 10:28:31
  - Bingo (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:00:55
    - how much will it pay (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Sep 11, 10:07:32
      - Can't be sure (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:12:12
        
        you pay peanuts you get monkeys (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 11, 10:18:33
        
        Sadly not the case in local newspapers (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:20:02
        
        sounds like a vocation (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 11, 10:21:53
        
        They're not bad at editor level (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 10:24:31
        
        in journalism (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 11, 10:22:59
- you need to type "presenter" in to the search box mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 11, 09:49:25
  - You can get on Mustard TV with that job (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:51:47
    - go for it then! (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 11, 09:55:01
      - Thing is, it sounds like a pretty shit, tedious job (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 10:08:05
      - Will you pay my mortgage? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:55:30
        
        what's wrong with you working 2 jobs? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 11, 10:05:40
        
        vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 11, 10:20:55
    - FFS - "Mustard TV"!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 09:52:55
- Don't know about lie but there's a glaring admission... (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 11, 09:47:16
  - Close (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:48:46
- The longevity of the job? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 11, 09:41:27
  - Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:41:53
    - Fair point though (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 11, 09:42:15
- there's no "'apply by email' button."? (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 11, 09:40:31
  - ahh yeah, it's just hidden (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 11, 09:41:02

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