I was the world's worst barmaid for a while when I was about 18. Some posh chap once asked

me for a whiskey and cider, only he wouldn't drink it when I'd poured it out. (Turned out he wanted a whiskey and soda).

Posted By: Bravo win or die on July 2nd 2013 at 20:35:31

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Just had my tesco delivery, ordered 10 1L bottles of pimms (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 20:16:08
- Someone's gotta drink that shit oi spooze. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 20:19:23
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 2, 20:32:13
  - You could try mixing it with super strength lager (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:22:19
    - My sphincter involuntarily tightened. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 20:24:17
      - I was the world's worst barmaid for a while when I was about 18. Some posh chap once asked (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 2, 20:35:31
        
        Whisky (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:43:30
        
        Oops. Sorry. I don't drink. I really was a rubbish barmaid. I also got confused with (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 2, 20:48:03
        
        Peppermint. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 20:49:59
        
        Would he have made a huge fuss if someone accidentally gave him Pepsi though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 2, 20:53:13
        
        Massive massive fuss, yes. Proper scene. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 22:03:50
        
        Either is an abomination, tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 2, 20:41:58
        
        Whisky and soda is ok (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:45:00
        
        No! One cube of ice to chill the whisky and nothing more! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 21:01:29
        
        Ice in whisky? Die, heretic! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 21:32:11
        
        Nah, even ice makes me wince a little (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 2, 20:47:37
        
        Fucks your stomach up innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 2, 20:52:56
        
        No it's not, it's horrid. Neat or, at a push, with Ginger wine (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 20:46:41
        
        Good lord young lady, was that you? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 20:40:35
        
        He was in hunting gear. Was that you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 2, 20:45:24
        
        Of course. Tally ho old bean. Can't beat the adrenelin rush of the hunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 20:47:37
        
        Good job he didn't ask (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:46:39
        
        you for a sloe gin (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:54:09
        
        That joke was worth waiting for! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 2, 20:59:47
        
        Sloe joke (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 21:32:40
        
        Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 20:45:16
      - I think "most rank" would serve your statement better. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 20:26:55
        
        Potato. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 20:27:57
- On the list ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 2, 20:19:13
  - Gonna sit and watch one of my 50 inch TVs (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 20:22:10
    - Loflf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 2, 20:23:13

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