Lucy Porter

I used to fancy her. I went to see her live and she did a very naughty joke. Afterwards, I told her that I had actually done that which shocked her.

She loves Norwich and visits quite often.

I introduced her to my wife and I realised that my wife is fitter.

Posted By: Larry Hagman on April 26th 2013 at 19:19:17

Message Thread

A different slant on a popular theme: women not generally considered gorgeous but whom you (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:31:31
- sexist thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 26, 20:09:03
- Lena Dunham from Girls. Gets em out all the time and filthy too (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Apr 26, 19:32:20
- Patricia Heaton (General Chat) - talbotsunbeamer, Apr 26, 19:22:06
  - Off of Everybody Loves Raymond? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 26, 19:44:22
    - Yes yes, my guilty pleasure (General Chat) - talbotsunbeamer, Apr 26, 19:56:19
- Jane Hill off of on the bbc news,and i know she's probably considered (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 26, 19:21:55
- Lucy Porter (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 26, 19:19:17
  - I'm sure someone mentioned her on here before (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 26, 19:20:56
    - She gave me her email address (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 26, 19:36:37
- Would what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 26, 19:17:59
  - Feed the pony (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 19:25:30
  - do the nasty, as very well you knew. make the two-backed beast (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 19:19:10
  - Game of cribbage (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 19:18:57
- That one armed blonde bird off of cbeebies. (General Chat) - daddy or chips, Apr 26, 19:16:18
  - She is foxy. Josie Jump would be worth considering (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 26, 19:21:55
  - Would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 19:17:47
  - You are allowed to find her attractive, it's ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 26, 19:17:16
- Cobie Smulders off of The Avengers (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 26, 19:14:10
- Rebel Wilson (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 26, 19:08:31
- Molly Quinn (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 19:01:21
- LIZZIE ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 26, 18:55:44
- Hannah Minx (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 26, 18:52:22
  - motorboat-tastic (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 26, 18:57:57
- Oh!!!! I forgot Emily Maitlis off the news and newsnight. Very Much This. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:49:10
  - Thingy who does the finance stuff on BBC News (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 26, 18:53:56
    - flanders? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 19:46:28
      - Maude? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 26, 20:01:38
- posh one from house selling show on channel 4 (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 26, 18:47:17
  - The Scottish one from out of off C4 News (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 26, 18:57:53
    - sideways face, but yes and Kathy Newman (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 20:00:58
  - no kirsty something. I'd ruin her (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 26, 18:48:44
    - Alsopp. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 26, 19:04:58
      - that's the one thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 26, 19:26:19
  - Sarah Beeny Hat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:48:04
- Dobbie from Peep Show (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Apr 26, 18:43:59
  - Chesil Beach! (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 26, 19:05:23
  - Hot! (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 26, 18:53:32
- Mette Rohde in The Bridge (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 18:43:45
- Charlotte Green's voice... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:43:03
  - oh god yes (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 26, 19:07:51
- Lucinda Lampton back in the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:40:39
- Skyler White in Breaking Bad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 18:39:30
  - only before series 3 - 4 and (probably) onwards, it's a no from me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 19:57:22
  - Marie in Breaking Bad (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 26, 18:59:50
    - Ha yes! I had no interest in her whatsoever in the first two series (General Chat) - norway, Apr 26, 19:09:09
  - Not after Ted (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 26, 18:56:23
- The kooky stalking girl from the New Zealand comedy duo thang... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:38:00
  - flight of the conchords ? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 26, 18:42:31
    - That's the lady... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:46:43
    - Kristen Schaal (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 26, 18:43:56
      - Yes, her... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:47:21
        
        VMT! (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 26, 19:18:57
    - PSSSTTTTT....... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:43:46
      - Yes, i wouldn't either, Mr Is It In Yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:45:04
        
        apologise for saying "kooky" (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:47:44
        
        No... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:49:15
        
        (cough) apologise for saying "kooky". (pause) (steady glare) Please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:50:05
        
        No... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 26, 18:52:06
        
        yes (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:56:47
        
        when CB41 finds out you said 'kooky', there'll be hell to pay (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 19:16:47
- Your eyes say no but your nuts say go? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 26, 18:37:37
- Tori Amos (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 18:33:31
  - got to be good (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 20:03:18
- Serena Williams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 26, 18:33:16
  - vmt (2) (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 26, 19:13:20
  - vmt (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 26, 18:45:15
  - venus, until she broke me with her thighs (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 18:37:38

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