Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Current Status

Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Current Status

Tricky Hawes Untanglible
Pit 3
bird table 3
VeryMuchDiss 4
CB41 4
pants 5

Index Notes:-

5 - Relaxed. No thoughts of relegation. Blithe attitude. Looking forward to another season in the Prem with Winkelwolf.

4 - Slight discomfort. No real danger but have thoughts.
Finger the league table and other results out of interest on a Monday morning whilst taking a s**t at work.

3 - Awkward. Have regular thoughts and fear of relegation. Sweat during final score. Feel physically sick when we labour to a home draw. Holts attitude, lack of goals and ballooning belly are starting to get on your tits.

2 - Tilt. Constantly worried about relegation. Night sweats. Drinking heavily. Not sleeping well. Obsessive use of the BBC Predictor feeds your anxiety. Totally gone off sex. Not eating well. Smoking like Dot Cotton in a Marlboro factory.

1 - Bedwetter. Full on plot lossage. Total loss of bladder control. Bowels in massive trouble. Constant nightmares of a Tuesday night away trip to some Midlands s**thole in mid-January. Personal hygiene has let go. Hermit like existance.

Posted By: Pit on April 12th 2013 at 15:29:19

Message Thread

Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Current Status (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:29:19
- I'm a 3. 3.5 actually. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 12, 16:05:00
  - I'll put you down as a 3.5 with parpage (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 16:06:53
    - Thanks, that is a very good description of whwre I am on the Rele-Con Index Table. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 12, 16:16:12
- 3.5 for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 12, 15:55:11
  - noted. Fractional indices allowed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:57:40
- i'm a 6 (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 12, 15:54:00
  - I bloody love her (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:58:33
    - Who is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 12, 15:59:43
      - Mary someone, been in West Wing, main character in Weeds (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:00:48
        
        Oh yeah, she's lovely. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 12, 16:09:00
        
        Does that sexy lip pouty thing (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:01:46
        
        **presses submit** (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:09:12
        
        Why are you ordering Grant Holt's pre-match meal ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 16:11:43
        
        here (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:13:12
        
        sorry. i dont get it. lovely pizzas though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 16:14:48
        
        He was saying I load this board up with my anal misunderstanding of women (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:16:49
        
        I see. Sounds about right to me. Bantz! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 16:18:55
        
        Well it's highly inaccurate (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:21:46
        
        badoom *tish* (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 16:23:33
  - noted and i will add a 6 to the index. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:58:07
- I'm a 3, plus added obsessive use of BBC predictor (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 12, 15:48:09
  - committed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:51:16
- Incidentally, i'm actually a 3 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 15:39:40
  - Oi, count me out (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 12, 15:45:34
    - OG: Can I record you as a 3 or 2 in my ledger ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:46:52
- "... total loss of bladder control. Bowels in massive trouble...." - ah, when you put it (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 12, 15:36:12
- My rationale for a solid Rele-Con 3: (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 15:35:35
  - He didn't ask for your life story (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:39:08
    - Cheeky! Especially considering that you clog up this board with odd postings about your (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 15:43:19
      - ** got over excited thinking of something funny to say back and chucked his muck ** (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:45:39
        
        Fat fingers. You know the problem. (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 15:47:11
        
        I've forgotten who you are (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 15:50:26
        
        Whoever it is, I've just absolutely destroyed them with my marauding denude of bantz (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:56:35
        
        I hent no reggelar but I've been around for years. Had a few other names in the past (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 15:55:44
        
        Knitted Jesus is a tremendous username. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 12, 16:00:09
        
        agreed. I vaguely remember the thread it came out of, too (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 16:03:02
        
        ah yes, it was this one. Marvellous. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 16:04:02
        
        Thanks. One of my old ones was Goatboy. But that was way back (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 16:02:30
        
        When you were a boy (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:11:36
        
        No, when you were still called Himmers and had a shred of credibility (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 16:15:29
        
        You are Sheldon from Big Bang Theory (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:18:17
        
        Only when I accidently jabbed my fork on one of yours at a bar-b-q that time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:48:28
        
        Well you always were a greedy little fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 16:00:30
      - life... (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 12, 15:45:02
        
        ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 15:46:13
    - rofl snort (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:41:43
  - noted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:37:16
- certainly wouldn't tangle with anyone on here (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 12, 15:34:51
- AB - 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 12, 15:34:00
  - noted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:34:54
    - But I've got the heavy drinking of a 2 and the massively in trouble bowels of a 1. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 12, 15:37:27
      - noted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 12, 15:39:33

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