Another FACT

Having succesfully traded Marilyn Monroe with the aliens to secure his return from the abduction covered up as a death, the CIA secretly cloned Elvis Presley. He is now living out a peaceful retirement in Madagascar. Meanwhile the entire CIA department tasked with evaluating the risk profile of Iraq is staffed by copies of The King. This account for the missing words censored from the publically released version of the Dodgy Dossier: Saddam has weapons of mass destruction which he can deploy within 45 minutes - and he ain't nothing but a hound dog. George Bush is rumoured to have replied "a little less information, a little more action baby" before invading.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist on November 9th 2005 at 14:00:46

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Some FACTS (NCFC) - Butterworth, Nov 9, 13:40:00
- you make some good points but........... (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 9, 14:17:58
  - best we had was towards the end of last season... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 9, 14:34:48
    - I mean the promotion season (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 9, 14:35:02
- A FACT from me (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 9, 14:09:52
  - Decent FACT that (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 9, 14:14:08
  - Fact from me (NCFC) - The Tudster, Nov 9, 14:13:35
    - At the same time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 9, 14:18:40
      - Which one was better? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 14:25:08
        
        Daughter was better, but no, not at the same time. That would have been disrepectful. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Nov 9, 14:27:32
        
        Does either one know about the other? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 14:34:05
        
        Hope not. Twas a long time ago. Actually, is was a hat trick, (NCFC) - The Tudster, Nov 9, 14:37:06
        
        Gosh you're a right regular stud (NCFC) - Charlotte Church, Nov 9, 14:40:21
        
        I bet he'd throw it down your throat, Charlotte, if you stood still long enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 14:43:37
        
        Nah. I'd shag you though, (NCFC) - The Tudster, Nov 9, 14:42:39
- Another FACT (NCFC) - Conspiracy Theorist, Nov 9, 14:00:46
- Most of those facts are opinions FACT (n/m) (NCFC) - Denizen, Nov 9, 13:47:34
- There are more holes in those "facts" than the cheese I had for lunch (n/m) (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Nov 9, 13:47:00
- I think you mentioned that earlier. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Nov 9, 13:45:13

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