You need an urchin
Stand in your open back door shouting instructions. The urchin will apply them to your interweb connected computermabob and then shout back to you the results.
This might make porn rather less immersive for you.
I suppose you could also install a printer and have the urchin print the internet out and bring it to your door (you wouldn't want his footprints on your flooring). You can then use a pen to issue instructions, on where to click or what to type, and he will return and do just that.
In my spare time I design government Job Creation Schemes, you know. Just a little hobby.
Posted By: Old Man on March 6th 2013 at 14:36:15
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- fao: sqn ldr rory cheltingtons (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 14:15:33
- OG is spot-on, (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 6, 15:13:33
- did you read my answer earlier.... ethernet.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 14:56:42
- just need the tinternet so it looks like a big old long cable will do the trick tar (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 15:00:04
- plastic plumbers pipe will do the trick... from somewhere like (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 15:05:02
- You don't need a new wire when you already have leccy wires (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 15:02:24
- wont i have to sleep with a tinfoil hat on though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 15:11:47
- Don't you do that anyway though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 15:31:46
- wont i have to sleep with a tinfoil hat on though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 15:11:47
- just need the tinternet so it looks like a big old long cable will do the trick tar (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 15:00:04
- Bury an ethernet cable in the ground. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 14:53:42
- Ooo, ooo, I've had a proper idea (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 14:43:35
- I thunk that will only work if every plug is on the same (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 14:58:07
- No, that's not necessary (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 15:00:43
- Sounds like Witchcraft to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 15:05:48
- He doesn't know he's got a six-inch nail welded in running current from one consumer unit (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 15:08:29
- That would be quite impressive (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 15:31:24
- He doesn't know he's got a six-inch nail welded in running current from one consumer unit (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 15:08:29
- Sounds like Witchcraft to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 15:05:48
- No, that's not necessary (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 15:00:43
- i shall give that a look (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 14:53:23
- I thunk that will only work if every plug is on the same (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 14:58:07
- Get yourself a 2GB or 3GB Bucket. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 6, 14:38:43
- You need an urchin (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 6, 14:36:15
- That is an excellent plan (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 14:39:04
- i'm leaning more towards tudders massive bucket to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 14:43:38
- That is an excellent plan (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 14:39:04
- in that case...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 6, 14:32:30
- How big is your telly? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 6, 14:29:41
- Have you tried sending the signal (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 6, 14:27:06
- don't have a wifi/hose adaptor plug (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 6, 14:28:35
- Try not to do a rod hull though! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 6, 14:27:56
- what? fist a bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 6, 14:40:59
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