I once went and got a very large kitchen knife to sort out a burglar.

Turned out to be the wife in the bathroom.

Posted By: Johnny Comecardiff on February 19th 2013 at 14:58:44

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"Reeva, is that you in there?" (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 13:40:13
- I must say I am really annoyed about this so called shooting. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 19, 15:07:05
- Sound like he doesnt have a Le............. coat on.......taxi called (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 19, 14:43:40
  - Last Thursday would like its joke back please. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 14:50:57
  - Even the prosecution is stumped by this story. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 19, 14:49:12
    - They cant get a foothold in this case... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 19, 14:50:00
- TBF, then he might got shot from the other side if it is a burglar, BUT how about... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:18:50
  - I once went and got a very large kitchen knife to sort out a burglar. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 19, 14:58:44
- surely her screams after the first bullet told him that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 13:45:09
  - Could have been a female burglar (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:19:10
    - who was afraid of people with no feet (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 14:20:50
      - Doesn't matter how many feet you have if you've got a gun. No hands then fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:26:30
- Yep. Either a fucking idiot or a lying murderer (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 19, 13:44:03
  - Absolutely no interest whatsoever in establishing the identity (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 14:01:56
    - Yes, hardly using reasonable force is it...? (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 19, 14:07:35
      - But if you had a bird like he did, why would you kill her?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:19:44
        
        It's a little bit like us sacking Roeder when were weren't in the bottom 3 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 14:27:11
        
        And I'm accused of trolling (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 19, 14:43:50
        
        Difference is I was joking, you're just generally unpleasant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 15:22:13
        
        Each to their own mate but I'd be far happier with reeva (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:30:00
        
        ... (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 19, 14:31:05
        
        no no no no (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 14:32:55
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 14:30:11
        
        Maybe she mocked him (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 19, 14:25:31
        
        Told him he wasn't getting his leg over ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:33:08
        
        or maybe he was so sick of her asymmetrical mary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 14:31:02
        
        Yeah. Called him "three stumps" or suffern (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 19, 14:27:38
        
        Yep - perhaps she asked him if he'd like (General Chat) - norway, Feb 19, 14:27:26
        
        i wonder if he shouted (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 14:30:25
        
        Maybe he was annoyed because he'd booked them a table for two (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 19, 14:23:29
        
        To stop her shagging around. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 19, 14:23:05
        
        that will be his defence (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 14:20:23
  - and teh first place the average intruder heads for is the bathroom (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Feb 19, 13:58:22
    - that's what they broke in through... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 14:08:39
    - Oh no... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 19, 14:02:12
  - Awful story (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 19, 13:48:07

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