I sat in an airport in Prague once delayed. Really obese lady sat facing us 5 feet away.

She was reading a book with Russian or some such language on the front. Said to my mate.

"I think someone ate all the pies."

We laughed.

5 minutes later I sighed as I was bored, and the obese lady went into her bag and produced a game boy and said in perfect English "Would you like to pass the time on my game boy."

Cue embarrassment all round.

Posted By: jafski on February 6th 2013 at 16:07:20

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Not looking forward to England taking on the boys from Brazil tonight. (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 6, 15:59:24
- I sat in an airport once drinking too much coffee whilst england play brazil once (Other Football) - pants, Feb 6, 16:02:14
  - I sat in an airport in Prague once delayed. Really obese lady sat facing us 5 feet away. (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 6, 16:07:20
    - what is it with you and bullying fat people? (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 6, 16:34:31
      - It's because he weighs 34 stone himself (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 6, 17:03:57
        
        Blimey he's lost a few stone? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 19:48:41
      - lol (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 6, 16:42:57
    - Then you went to the loo and tickled her mary? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 6, 16:16:10
      - No. (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 6, 16:17:24
    - MY embarresing anecdote from prague.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 6, 16:14:31
  - I thought you were going to say that the Brazil squad came playing through the terminal. (Other Football) - bird table, Feb 6, 16:05:41

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