In the Sex Education class the teacher says...

.."All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..." She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."

Posted By: Fierce Panda on November 4th 2005 at 14:36:50

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Has anyone got any good jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:04:38
- So .... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 4, 14:57:48
- I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lbs of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:46:26
- What do you call a load of Professors in the london underground. (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:41:14
  - You nicked those two off Tim Vine didn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Nov 5, 03:52:39
- In the Sex Education class the teacher says... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:36:50
  - Why, in (usually poor) school-based sex jokes is the lad always called Johnny? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:39:21
    - Same in music too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:42:12
- An oldie but a goody (General Chat) - DDiM, Nov 4, 14:28:14
  - WW2 indeed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Nov 4, 14:29:20
- Dunno if it's good but I do have a joke of sorts (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:08:43
  - Well don't lets drag this out any longer than it has to be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:11:34
    - *clears throat*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:15:36
      - Has anyone got any good jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:17:03
        
        Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other.... (General Chat) - henrys_cat, Nov 4, 15:10:50
        
        olden but golden (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 15:27:59
        
        That is one of my all-time favourite jokes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:23:21
        
        mine is the orange for a head one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 15:28:20
        
        That's moved into my top list (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 15:31:08
        
        Joke tease. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:31:35
        
        Two sheep in a field, one sheep turns to the other and says... (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:31:21
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:31:43
        
        *nervous cough*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:19:50
        
        * insert greasy box gag here * (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:20:52
        
        How many amoeba's does it take to change a lightbulb? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:26:10
        
        Shola Amoeba? (General Chat) - Delveg, Nov 4, 14:35:54
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:29:13
        
        A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:23:59
        
        Have you ever asked a question and then regretted it shortly after? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:26:11
        
        No, but I bet you have. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Nov 4, 14:27:48
        
        Heard that before (General Chat) - DDiM, Nov 4, 14:34:48
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:06:35
  - Damn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:07:53
    - As pants... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:09:06

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