Two sheep in a field, one sheep turns to the other and says...

"I don't feel very well".

The second sheep says, "Shut up or you'll get us all killed!!!"

Posted By: pants on November 4th 2005 at 14:31:21

Message Thread

Has anyone got any good jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:04:38
- So .... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 4, 14:57:48
- I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lbs of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:46:26
- What do you call a load of Professors in the london underground. (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:41:14
  - You nicked those two off Tim Vine didn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Nov 5, 03:52:39
- In the Sex Education class the teacher says... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:36:50
  - Why, in (usually poor) school-based sex jokes is the lad always called Johnny? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:39:21
    - Same in music too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:42:12
- An oldie but a goody (General Chat) - DDiM, Nov 4, 14:28:14
  - WW2 indeed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Nov 4, 14:29:20
- Dunno if it's good but I do have a joke of sorts (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:08:43
  - Well don't lets drag this out any longer than it has to be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:11:34
    - *clears throat*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:15:36
      - Has anyone got any good jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:17:03
        
        Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other.... (General Chat) - henrys_cat, Nov 4, 15:10:50
        
        olden but golden (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 15:27:59
        
        That is one of my all-time favourite jokes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:23:21
        
        mine is the orange for a head one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 15:28:20
        
        That's moved into my top list (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 15:31:08
        
        Joke tease. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:31:35
        
        Two sheep in a field, one sheep turns to the other and says... (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:31:21
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:31:43
        
        *nervous cough*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:19:50
        
        * insert greasy box gag here * (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:20:52
        
        How many amoeba's does it take to change a lightbulb? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:26:10
        
        Shola Amoeba? (General Chat) - Delveg, Nov 4, 14:35:54
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:29:13
        
        A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 14:23:59
        
        Have you ever asked a question and then regretted it shortly after? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:26:11
        
        No, but I bet you have. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Nov 4, 14:27:48
        
        Heard that before (General Chat) - DDiM, Nov 4, 14:34:48
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:06:35
  - Damn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:07:53
    - As pants... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:09:06

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