also send the sat nav device in the envelope too

but douse it in water the dry in an airing cupboard overnight first so it fries should they activate it and you can claim again for a new device.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on December 10th 2012 at 11:10:53

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FUCK IT. just been done ?60 for driving in a bus lane in plymuff. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 10:58:28
- Just put it on expenses like all reps - job done. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 10, 11:25:56
  - Or don't drive in bus lanes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 10, 11:36:40
    - That's a silly suggestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 10, 11:56:59
  - no can do I'm afraid. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:28:20
    - Put ?30s worth of some thing else on expenses then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 10, 11:30:46
      - FFS! I'm ALREADY claiming for a second residence in Chelsea, so might be bit over the top. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:33:22
- Do you have satnav? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 10, 11:09:18
  - You're meant to use your brain when driving a car, even when using a satnav (General Chat) - scruffy, Dec 10, 12:47:40
  - Articulate. (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Dec 10, 11:22:07
  - excellent....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:11:21
    - I'd reword the bit about 110% reliance though (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 10, 11:13:25
  - also send the sat nav device in the envelope too (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 10, 11:10:53
- idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Dec 10, 11:04:18
  - Do what this chap did (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 10, 11:15:40
  - fuck off! If i'm gahn dahn, I'm taking YOU with me! I'll tell them "he told me to!". (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:13:47
    - I'm innocent guv, its all you, pwopa nawty type. (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Dec 10, 11:20:46
- Were you driving a bus though? (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 10, 11:02:24
  - he could say he was in a bus disguised as a car (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 11:03:56
    - I was driving a passenger.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:08:06
      - I think that's a rock solid defence tbh (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 10, 11:11:57
- do you want one of us to post something sanctimonious about how you shouldn't (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 10, 11:01:29
  - yes please..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:07:22
    - "... dont want to get bum-raped in the showers ..." - dincha like it the first time then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 10, 11:29:16
      - No. It smarted a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 11:31:19

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