Brain tired, need pun help

Writing some copy for a cafe in a library. Want something along the lines of...

'For a BLANK with your DOODAH' where BLANK is a type of baked good, and DOODAH is a writer.

So far I have:

'For a flapjack with your Balzac'

Any ideas?

Posted By: Hertz van Rental on November 1st 2012 at 14:41:18

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Brain tired, need pun help (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:41:18
- Rich pickings for your Dickens (General Chat) - APB, Nov 1, 17:34:47
  - I went out with a librarian once (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Nov 1, 17:46:12
    - shhhhh (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 1, 18:03:21
      - (ush) (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 1, 18:03:38
- A cake with your Blake (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 1, 17:31:10
- A bong with your Erica Jong (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 1, 17:29:46
- Surppress your Hunger Games... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Nov 1, 16:56:10
- Pithivier with your Du Maurier. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 1, 16:52:43
  - I've swum in Pithivier. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 1, 17:27:50
- Fifty shades of Earl Grey (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 16:27:29
- Flapjake with Balzac (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 1, 16:06:43
- A pizza with your Nietzsche (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 16:02:14
- A Garibaldi with your Clare Balding (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 1, 16:00:30
- For some Coffee with your Kofi... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 1, 15:59:54
- All done. Excellent work everyone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 15:47:49
- Pint of mild with your Oscar Wilde. Quiche with your Nietzsche. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 15:36:56
- Flapjack with Kerouac shirley? (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Nov 1, 15:36:55
- Some Eton Mess with your Hunter S. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 15:32:19
- A little filler with your Arthur Miller (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:31:24
  - A cream horn with your tropic of capricorn (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 1, 16:11:09
- Tea (while you) leaf, full roast with your proust, a la carte with Descartes and nutrition (General Chat) - Jim, Nov 1, 15:31:05
- Coffee with Annan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:29:43
- Pie with your Fry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:28:59
- Catch a pastrami on Rye with your Salinger. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 1, 15:26:40
- Some plum duff with your Carol Ann Duffy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 1, 15:25:59
  - I hate Carol Ann Duffy. We had to learn her poems for English GCSE. She loves a moan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 15:30:42
- Some pudding with Rice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:25:35
- A cream horn with your Hornby. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 1, 15:25:06
- Some choux with Camus (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:23:36
- A vol au vent with your Vonnegut. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 1, 15:23:18
- A snack with Balzac (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:22:49
- Some chow with your Mao (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:21:36
- For some tart with your art (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 15:21:06
- Tea S. Eliot? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 1, 15:10:09
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:11:04
    - as in the biscuit, presumably? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 1, 15:12:02
      - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:17:25
- For a cracker barrel with your Cooper (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 15:08:26
- "Why not have a nice cake while you read a book" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 1, 15:08:14
  - is the clear winner (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 1, 15:10:57
- Cake with your Kafka (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:07:55
  - Alliteration *and* rhyming would be the tits (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 1, 15:09:10
    - Alliteration and rhyming (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:09:54
      - Not necessarily (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 1, 15:12:43
        
        Ok (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:16:53
        
        Bourbon with your Bryson? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 1, 15:18:40
- Library cafe...Putting the 'Shake' into Shakespeare (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 15:06:06
- A fancy with your Tom Clancy (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Nov 1, 15:05:14
- Read your Brown with a Brownie (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 15:04:19
- Fancy a cookie with your cookson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 15:03:14
- For a Coffee with your Collins (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 15:01:30
- For a Chorley with your Dan Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 15:01:15
- Is this your job btw? Sounds brillers (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 14:59:59
  - Sadly not..if I wrote copy for a living it would purely consist of shit puns (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 15:01:55
- For a bit of crumpet, with the Mayor of Wetwang (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:57:28
  - For a stottie cake with your S?ren Kierkegaard (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:59:15
    - A Danish with your Kierkegaard (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Nov 1, 15:05:35
      - Swiss Roll with Carl Jung (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 1, 15:09:09
- for a Doughnut with your Homer (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Nov 1, 14:55:18
  - Ah veh gut, I might go with this alongside the Flapjack/Balzac (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:56:48
- Tart with James? Or something to do with Kipling ...? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 1, 14:54:55
  - Yeah, I tried to make Kipling work, but couldn't force it into a rhyme (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:56:19
    - For a Mr with your Rudyard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 14:59:20
      - nice work (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:59:37
      - Exceedingly good books (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 1, 14:59:34
- I don't really care for Walnut Whips, I don't like walnuts (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:54:00
- For a Fig Roll with your Jk Rowling...a shortbread with your short story (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 1, 14:51:23
  - a little unwieldy (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:54:01
- Hot chocolate with your chick-lit (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Nov 1, 14:49:14
  - Close (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:55:05
- Cream Tea/Bukowski ??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 14:48:13
  - I like it, but too many sylabubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:55:40
- For a Highland Toffe with Asher D (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 1, 14:47:07
  - haha, High Tea with Asher D might work (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 1, 14:54:21

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