I used to put doggy do in a newspaper. Set fire to it, then leave it outside someone's

front door, and ring the bell

They'd panick, and put it out with their feet, and wouldn't realise they're covered in doggy do

Posted By: pants on October 29th 2012 at 15:33:41

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I think someone is snooping around outside of my house (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:21:07
- Update... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:53:50
  - That happened to my neighbour who got stabbed and then shot (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 29, 15:58:19
    - POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 29, 16:00:32
- Fighter jet parked up outside? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 15:35:00
  - the driveway is empty (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:35:39
- Window cleaner innit (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 29, 15:26:19
  - Don't have one (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:26:48
    - You do now (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 29, 15:27:11
      - I saw the outline of someone wearing white come to the front door but (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:29:03
        
        Could it have been a man in a white coat ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 29, 15:47:17
        
        let's hope so. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 29, 15:59:54
        
        Les? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 15:48:50
        
        That was me aged five. Except I rang the bell and ran away again. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 29, 15:29:49
        
        I used to put doggy do in a newspaper. Set fire to it, then leave it outside someone's (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 15:33:41
        
        No you didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 15:36:04
        
        He's right, I didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 15:36:46
- I have switched on the room lights and locked front door (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:24:29
  - Someone has grassed you up about your train toilet hiding (n/m) (NCFC) - RootunTootunHootun, Oct 29, 15:25:49
    - Nah I used to pretend that I was asleep (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:26:32
      - Could be a connection with all the low flying aircraft, stay safe (NCFC) - RootunTootunHootun, Oct 29, 15:32:11
        
        One of my neighbours is a NC player (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 15:34:42
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 15:25:17

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