Funny you should say that.... true story

Last week I was walking along Pottergate, past the Belgian Monk towards Lower Goat Lane to purchase a falafel burger.

Along my journey, a very small lady of appropriately 30 years old attempted to dismount a bicycle that was far too big for her. She ended up lying on the cobbles outside The Birdcage pub with her skirt up very high.

I passed comment to my wife "Look, that small woman has fallen off her bike and she's wearing white knickers".

Posted By: Larry Hagman on September 25th 2012 at 13:49:03

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What about if, right, say you were meandering along Agricultural Hall Plain having just (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:31:24
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- morris dance off, like some sort of c**t (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 13:58:13
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- Lap away like a rabid cat (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 25, 13:52:19
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- Rabidity (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 25, 13:49:11
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:51:54
- Funny you should say that.... true story (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 25, 13:49:03
  - was the falafel burger any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 13:58:51
    - Yes, superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 25, 14:12:35
      - Good (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 14:19:23
  - Was there a queue of Wrathers waiting to pleasure her? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 25, 13:52:26
- Warm fanny/rabid cat option. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 25, 13:44:10
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- Singing at vodka revs. Adele is a minger (General Chat) - pants, Sep 25, 13:39:38
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      - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:46:17
        
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- A (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 25, 13:38:19
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- Option number A. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 25, 13:37:19
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:37:32
- What on earth is she doing wearing a light summer dress in this weather? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 25, 13:36:45
  - ^^^obviously a man of breeding. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 25, 13:46:11
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:37:15
    - I think you'll find that my course of action is the one least likely to result (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 25, 13:43:25
      - They're irrelevancies and not in the spirit of the dilemma ethos. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:44:43
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- No contest - Morris Dancing/Gurning (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 25, 13:35:16
  - You under 10 feet of the Ribble yet ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 25, 13:36:21
    - Nope, higher up where I am. looking a bit dodgy down here though. Still, (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 25, 13:56:08
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- Licky cat thing (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 25, 13:35:14
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- Morris dance/Gurn option (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 25, 13:34:17
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- Tricky. Two Mary options. Hmmmm. Labia I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 25, 13:32:06
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