it all started 'cos I'd gone through yet another disaster....

..I'd met a bird, seen her once, got invited back to hers the second time so knew I'd got a shag on.

So pulled out all the stops, ?50 flowers, haircut, the works. Even trimmed my pubes. Then got dumped on the Sunday, by text, for being wonderful, amazing and she thought I'd get bored of her.

I went off on one, thought about what I could do instead of being stuck in front of a laptop - and saw the Unimog, recalled my love of Lego. And that was it.

Your brother is a meccano bastard. Stickle Bricks are too good for the likes of him.

Posted By: Karnivore on September 18th 2012 at 22:04:51


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