Colleague is reading all the old Bond books - an extract
They're full of stuff like this (and quite a lot of racist stuff too).
"Women are often meticulous and safe drivers, but they are very seldom first-class. In general Bond regarded them as a mild hazard and he always gave them plenty of road and was ready for the unpredictable. Four women in a car he regarded as the highest danger potential, and two women as nearly as lethal. Women together cannot keep silent in a car, and when women talk they have to look into each other's faces. An exchange of words is not enough. They have to see the other person's expression, perhaps in order to read behind the other's words or to analyze the reaction to their own. So two women in the front seat of a car constantly distract each other's attention from the road ahead and four women are more than doubly dangerous, for the driver has to hear, and see, not only what her companion is saying but also, for women are like that, what the two behind are talking about.
But this girl drove like a man. She was entirely focused on the road ahead and on what was going on in her driving mirror, an accessory rarely used by women except for making up their faces. And, equally rare in a woman, she took a man's pleasure in the feel of her machine, in the timing of her gear changes, and the use of her brakes."
Posted By: duke of york on September 6th 2012 at 09:23:15
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- Colleague is reading all the old Bond books - an extract (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 09:23:15
- It is certain as true today and is was then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 13:02:25
- Tis very much a product of its time (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 10:48:56
- I read Casino Royale a while ago, with the intention of reading all the Fleming ones. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:33:42
- Books never interested me (General Chat) - norway, Sep 6, 09:37:39
- I switched Casino Royale off with an Oh Do Fuck Off at the bit where the Venitian house co (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:43:56
- It's hokum, no doubt. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 6, 09:58:23
- I switched Casino Royale off with an Oh Do Fuck Off at the bit where the Venitian house co (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:43:56
- Books never interested me (General Chat) - norway, Sep 6, 09:37:39
- Pretty much nails it, there I reckon. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 6, 09:28:54
- James Bond is and has always been shit (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 09:27:27
- Yes. The books (the one I read anyhoo) are microscopically less wank than the films. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:37:35
- ^^^ the most inaccurate post of the day (General Chat) - Duck, Sep 6, 09:31:41
- ^^^ Most accurate post of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 6, 09:37:21
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