It's interesting, if lacking in capitals. However my answer would be to keep the barmaid

sweet by covering her wetlovepurse in bee spikes with a small plastic spatula (similar to those used for icing cakes - they are a bit flappy at the ends - like rubber really). Whilst she enjoys that creep up on the dad and pull on his trouser like a disgruntled child, warbling a ballad - his anger will subside and demeanour become warm and turgid.

Tickle the hottie's pleshy mound with a waesel stick and she will be 'on tap' with no repercussions for 36 months. After that she will go thin.

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 27th 2005 at 20:23:21

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What if, right, a woman who was big and smelt and lived in a tree (say The Eagle's Nest (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:10:26
- Erm... probably the first one and... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 21:27:59
- Kill her sister (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 27, 20:39:25
  - Wrong meeting. That's the one we're having down at the docks tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 20:41:35
  - probably but thass noo matters (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:40:44
- My mum asked me that yesterday. I'll answer you as I did her. (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 20:21:58
  - Size I haven't decided but the smell was akin to a sock with varnish (diamond hard) on it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:31:12
- I'd listen to 'Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis' by Half Man Half Biscuit. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 27, 20:13:51
  - thanks Otto - one of only 5 people ever to indulge me in my conundrum world (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:15:42
    - I'm at work - probably wouldn't happen any other time. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 27, 20:18:46
      - Eisenstein is like a mother to me, and, film, her lactating teats (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:25:04
        
        I feel the same - with Vertov and Dovzhenko as fathers warring over long-haired custody. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 27, 21:32:25
    - what about loveshacks problem below? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 20:16:39
      - It's interesting, if lacking in capitals. However my answer would be to keep the barmaid (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:23:21
        
        "spatula" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 27, 20:40:46
        
        fuckan wars! I dint, hare goo look.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:47:06
        
        Canoe paddles for mice. Or lazy beavers. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 20:49:30
        
        and there you have it Loveshack (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 20:25:41
      - Malky's was better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 27, 20:19:31

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