Not chat up line, but still makes me laugh.

My (quite fat) mate - Hello, would you like to dance?
Girly - Come back when you've lost 4 stone.
Mate - well if I lost 4 stone I wouldn't be asking you, you ugly b***h.

Posted By: The Tudster on October 26th 2005 at 16:50:42

Message Thread

Best chat up line ever........ (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:39:21
- Suck bitch (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 16:55:39
  - HAHA i did once say "Its not gonna suck itself love" and she did HAHA Get in!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 17:00:07
  - that's not really chatting up though is it? more of a direct order (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:57:56
    - There aren't that many pandas around (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:59:37
    - haha........its american pie....."suck me beautifull!" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:59:04
- Not chat up line, but still makes me laugh. (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:50:42
  - Yes! LOL.. That's great! Hahaha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worf55, Oct 26, 16:52:31
  - was that during the 'erection section' at Hy's, Tooder Hall or Pennies? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:51:54
    - No. Hooters in Nottingham. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:53:30
      - hooters! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:54:05
- Would you like to see Mick Channon's autograph? (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:48:33
  - We have a winner. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:49:18
    - Vs Man Utd in 1983 (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:52:49
      - that little personal touch (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:56:53
        
        especially if it was written on his love-sausage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 16:59:06
        
        Ever seen Quatermass? Nuff said (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:58:50
        
        I used to love those big programmes and fillums (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:59:56
        
        the person who wrote quatermass (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 17:02:32
      - is it written on your c0ck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 16:55:12
        
        Come on Gal (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:59:17
        
        I have... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 17:01:27
        
        just thought that would make it a doubly-effective chat up line (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 17:00:37
- I'll show you mine if you show me yours..... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Oct 26, 16:46:57
- Do you like speedway? Never fails. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:45:53
  - You could stop off for a lavendar farm tour along the way (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:49:31
  - Fen Tigers - skill and lush! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:47:28
  - Is there not a punchline.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:46:58
- The weirdest one - my mate Rich (not Big Rich) in The Sports Cafe in Londinium.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:45:24
  - You've got me actually saying "fuckan wars" in moments of high angst, y'know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:46:44
    - That's good though isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:49:19
      - I'm not complainaing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:51:25
        
        what is a wars? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:52:57
        
        A wars is more than one war. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:54:12
        
        it's a plural of war (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:53:44
        
        lol, she's not local then? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:52:30
        
        Scouser. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:53:00
        
        Bless. Mrs A, having been born in Hong Kong so having no natural accent... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:54:47
  - how about the ice breaker one? (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:46:37
  - Not Big Rich. Right. Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 26, 16:46:26
- Chat up lines ? Don't use them. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:45:11
- Do you know where I can purchase some cough linctus? (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:44:24
  - Liptons in 1976 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:46:49
- my face is leaving in five minutes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 26, 16:43:27
- "Can I cup your Mary please?" (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 26, 16:42:24
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:48:20
  - That's polite and nice (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:42:57
    - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 26, 16:43:51
- I was in Clatty Pats in Glasgow and my mate Big Rich said to this young lady (who had (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:41:58
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:42:32
- I may not be the best looking guy in the room but i`m the only one talking to you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:40:51
  - you may not be the best lookign girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:43:29
- Your hair is looking fantastic tonight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:40:44
  - Can you drive? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 16:42:40
  - ROFL (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 26, 16:42:25

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