I was in Clatty Pats in Glasgow and my mate Big Rich said to this young lady (who had

lichen on her teeth by the way)

"What are you doing tomorrow night?"

Her coyly: "Nothing, why?"

Him: "Well, have a bath 'cos you f**king stink"

it was cruel but true

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 26th 2005 at 16:41:58

Message Thread

Best chat up line ever........ (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:39:21
- Suck bitch (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 16:55:39
  - HAHA i did once say "Its not gonna suck itself love" and she did HAHA Get in!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 17:00:07
  - that's not really chatting up though is it? more of a direct order (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:57:56
    - There aren't that many pandas around (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:59:37
    - haha........its american pie....."suck me beautifull!" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:59:04
- Not chat up line, but still makes me laugh. (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:50:42
  - Yes! LOL.. That's great! Hahaha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worf55, Oct 26, 16:52:31
  - was that during the 'erection section' at Hy's, Tooder Hall or Pennies? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:51:54
    - No. Hooters in Nottingham. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:53:30
      - hooters! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:54:05
- Would you like to see Mick Channon's autograph? (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:48:33
  - We have a winner. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:49:18
    - Vs Man Utd in 1983 (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:52:49
      - that little personal touch (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:56:53
        
        especially if it was written on his love-sausage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 16:59:06
        
        Ever seen Quatermass? Nuff said (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:58:50
        
        I used to love those big programmes and fillums (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:59:56
        
        the person who wrote quatermass (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 17:02:32
      - is it written on your c0ck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 16:55:12
        
        Come on Gal (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:59:17
        
        I have... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 17:01:27
        
        just thought that would make it a doubly-effective chat up line (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 17:00:37
- I'll show you mine if you show me yours..... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Oct 26, 16:46:57
- Do you like speedway? Never fails. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:45:53
  - You could stop off for a lavendar farm tour along the way (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:49:31
  - Fen Tigers - skill and lush! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:47:28
  - Is there not a punchline.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:46:58
- The weirdest one - my mate Rich (not Big Rich) in The Sports Cafe in Londinium.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:45:24
  - You've got me actually saying "fuckan wars" in moments of high angst, y'know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:46:44
    - That's good though isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:49:19
      - I'm not complainaing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:51:25
        
        what is a wars? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:52:57
        
        A wars is more than one war. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:54:12
        
        it's a plural of war (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:53:44
        
        lol, she's not local then? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:52:30
        
        Scouser. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:53:00
        
        Bless. Mrs A, having been born in Hong Kong so having no natural accent... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:54:47
  - how about the ice breaker one? (General Chat) - conker, Oct 26, 16:46:37
  - Not Big Rich. Right. Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 26, 16:46:26
- Chat up lines ? Don't use them. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:45:11
- Do you know where I can purchase some cough linctus? (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Oct 26, 16:44:24
  - Liptons in 1976 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:46:49
- my face is leaving in five minutes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 26, 16:43:27
- "Can I cup your Mary please?" (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 26, 16:42:24
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 16:48:20
  - That's polite and nice (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:42:57
    - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 26, 16:43:51
- I was in Clatty Pats in Glasgow and my mate Big Rich said to this young lady (who had (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:41:58
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:42:32
- I may not be the best looking guy in the room but i`m the only one talking to you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:40:51
  - you may not be the best lookign girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:43:29
- Your hair is looking fantastic tonight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:40:44
  - Can you drive? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 16:42:40
  - ROFL (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 26, 16:42:25

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