have you considered a varifocalmonocle?

if you have an oxyacetylene cutter or a giant laser you could try and bodge one out of your new spectacles. best of both worlds then. tie it on a bit of twine and hang it round your neck so it's always at hand.

Posted By: Tombs on May 19th 2012 at 14:51:17

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Well I am now wearing my new, first-time varifocals (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:16:28
- took me about 3 days to get used to them. (General Chat) - Ted Bowger, May 19, 14:48:05
- Couple of day thing is probably accurate (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 14:45:23
  - It ain't that (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:48:41
- Try not to look at things (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, May 19, 14:33:04
  - good sensible advice (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 14:35:31
    - the thing is: he's right. They're fine if your eyes are closed. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:36:53
      - I find it very difficult to drive with (General Chat) - Old Man, May 19, 14:39:53
        
        it's very easy over short distances (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:41:54
        
        I find I have to drink heavily (General Chat) - Old Man, May 19, 14:44:15
        
        You're clearly a master strategist (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:45:40
        
        have you considered a varifocalmonocle? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 14:51:17
        
        it's a plan, sure, but I'd need one in each eye. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:53:01
        
        you could attach a couple of mini cameras to them and wire them up to a monitor and then (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 14:55:30
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:58:17
        
        try to help someone and they throw it back in your face (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 15:00:58
        
        that's very similar to something my wife calls me (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 19, 14:46:09
- My dad hated them too. Binned them fairly quickly, said they made him feel nauseous! Some (General Chat) - woody, May 19, 14:24:32
  - I bought them cos small print on labels is now too small for me to read (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:28:14
- and now I've taken them off because they're fucking maddening (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 14:19:40
  - stick with them, it`s the only way (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 19, 15:21:30

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