bit like tommy cooper
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In recent year there's beena lot ofpop acts singing about being beautiful or someone or something being beautiful. Now, i know this ain't a new thing but it just feels as if these people dont really know what beauty is and by bandying it around so often it starts to loose all meaning and worth.
you see "beauty" and "beautiful" are powerful words.
It's more than just a physical thing.
It's more than just a nice pair of tits.
Bring the beat in and let me tell them what I think beauty is....
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
I was lucky enough to be near her so i told her.
Funnily enough I missed the freckles on her shoulder,
and that even on the hottest of nights her skin was colder.
Now for me to get my defintion of beauty across to ya
i must request your attention for the immediate future
It won't take so long as to put you in a catatonic stupor
As i present my case study example: Tommy Cooper.
If you haven't heard of Tommy I'll do my best to explain.
Tommy Cooper was in the entertainment game
Every granddad in Britain can do a Tommy Cooper impression
With a selection of gags, hand movements and facial expressions
His uniform was a suit and a red fez hat
He would combine jokes and magic tricks "just like that"
He'd drift between the two with the most cack handed transition
He was two part comedian and one part magician
Mistakes and mess-ups were a bit part of his show
Which were real and which were planned only he would know
If he messed up ot a certain joke bombed
He would start laughing at himself and soon the laughs would catch on
See Tommy gave no regad to class or grace
His only goal was to put a smile on every single face
All his life Tommy lived to just make people laugh
Whether onstage or at home he would just be acting daft
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
I was lucky enough to be near her so i told her.
Funnily enough I missed the freckles on her shoulder,
and that even on the hottest of nights her skin was colder. [x2]
Whether it appropriate or not become somehow unconnected
Because making people laugh was his only objective
But there's one thing in life that no man can avoid
An this thing will leave the hears of loved ones empty and void.
Death will ALWAYS cause hurt and pain
it can take weeks before a smile is on your face again
sure where reminiscing there can be great happiness
But at the immediate time theres just searing pain and nothing less.
On April 5th, 1984
The London Pallaium was the scene of Tommy's show once more
It was a full house and he had the crowd eating out of his hand once more
Everything, as usual, seemed completely unplanned
And in what seemed like a finale Tommy dropped to the floor
Causing the room to erupt into laughter and rapturous applause
the curtain closed, lights went up and there was no encore
Everybody left there seats and headed for the door
Unbeknownst to them they had witness Tommy Cooper's death
He had given his all until he had nothing left
Now please note that at th moment that this entertainer died
Even with a room full of people not one tear was cried
Much less, they rose to their feet as they lauged and clapped
Now tell me one f**king thing that's more beautiful than that...
Cos' im sure i cant think of one.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
I was lucky enough to be near her so i told her.
Funnily enough I missed the freckles on her shoulder,
and that even on the hottest of nights her skin was colder.
Posted By: Only1Doherty on March 20th 2012 at 18:14:23
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- sorry i'm sick of the whole thing (Other Football) - green n yella beaver, Mar 20, 18:05:24
- All this emoting is a bit much for me (Other Football) - Holy Lambo of God, Mar 20, 20:13:52
- it`s the way of the world today (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 20:21:09
- I'm not 'sick' of it but I did notice on Saturday evening when it happened (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:06:11
- whilst this is true, there is a simple reason for it and it's not a competition (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:12:21
- beaver has a point (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Mar 20, 19:53:09
- especially with the geezer talking! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 20:07:33
- What a shame you feel the need to 'FFS' (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:13:14
- why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:16:14
- Oh well maybe it isn't. Why did you feel th eneed to end with 'FFS'? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:17:42
- lack of linguistic ability? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:21:28
- Fair enough (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:25:47
- lack of linguistic ability? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:21:28
- Oh well maybe it isn't. Why did you feel th eneed to end with 'FFS'? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:17:42
- why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:16:14
- beaver has a point (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Mar 20, 19:53:09
- whilst this is true, there is a simple reason for it and it's not a competition (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:12:21
- thats a bit harsh (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 20, 18:49:44
- What do you mean you are sick of it? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 18:41:08
- Not quite. I've had the pleasure of looking after many people who have 'arrested' in some (Other Football) - woody, Mar 20, 18:35:50
- Gby. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:40:12
- Eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - woody, Mar 20, 18:51:10
- uoy sselb doG (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 20, 18:54:03
- Thanks pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:57:33
- uoy sselb doG (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 20, 18:54:03
- Eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - woody, Mar 20, 18:51:10
- Gby. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:40:12
- I was at a 50th birthday party once (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 20, 18:10:27
- bit like tommy cooper (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:14:23
- Who sung that,not that its really appropriate? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:38:22
- Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:43:18
- Heard of scroobius pip from when i had sky,got to say the older u get the less interested (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:53:24
- my old man talks about mighty wah. might have a listen (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 19:06:07
- this one (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 19:08:26
- As appropriate now as what it was then,lyrically. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 19:25:48
- this one (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 19:08:26
- my old man talks about mighty wah. might have a listen (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 19:06:07
- Heard of scroobius pip from when i had sky,got to say the older u get the less interested (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:53:24
- Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:43:18
- Who sung that,not that its really appropriate? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:38:22
- bit like tommy cooper (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:14:23
- a minute's applause at everton arsenal tomorrow seems weird (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 18:09:32
- >Brilliant. (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 20, 18:36:31
- Potd (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 20, 18:26:29
- now that is a good one (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 18:12:47
- Lolz (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 20, 18:11:06
- All this emoting is a bit much for me (Other Football) - Holy Lambo of God, Mar 20, 20:13:52
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