I was at a 50th birthday party once

And the chap was giving his speech and in the middle of it dropped down with a cardiac

Everyone thought he was faking it and laughed, then realised he wasn't and panicked

Took 20 mins for the ambulance to arrive (central London, traffic jams). They whacked a clot buster in and he survived. Quadruple bypass and x years later he's right as rain (except he had a messy divorce and a tidy blonde half his age).

Posted By: Old Git on March 20th 2012 at 18:10:27

Message Thread

sorry i'm sick of the whole thing (Other Football) - green n yella beaver, Mar 20, 18:05:24
- All this emoting is a bit much for me (Other Football) - Holy Lambo of God, Mar 20, 20:13:52
  - it`s the way of the world today (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 20:21:09
- I'm not 'sick' of it but I did notice on Saturday evening when it happened (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:06:11
  - whilst this is true, there is a simple reason for it and it's not a competition (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:12:21
    - beaver has a point (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Mar 20, 19:53:09
      - especially with the geezer talking! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 20:07:33
    - What a shame you feel the need to 'FFS' (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:13:14
      - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:16:14
        
        Oh well maybe it isn't. Why did you feel th eneed to end with 'FFS'? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:17:42
        
        lack of linguistic ability? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 19:21:28
        
        Fair enough (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 20, 19:25:47
- thats a bit harsh (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 20, 18:49:44
- What do you mean you are sick of it? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 20, 18:41:08
- Not quite. I've had the pleasure of looking after many people who have 'arrested' in some (Other Football) - woody, Mar 20, 18:35:50
  - Gby. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:40:12
    - Eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - woody, Mar 20, 18:51:10
      - uoy sselb doG (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 20, 18:54:03
        
        Thanks pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:57:33
- I was at a 50th birthday party once (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 20, 18:10:27
  - bit like tommy cooper (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:14:23
    - Who sung that,not that its really appropriate? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:38:22
      - Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 18:43:18
        
        Heard of scroobius pip from when i had sky,got to say the older u get the less interested (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 18:53:24
        
        my old man talks about mighty wah. might have a listen (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Mar 20, 19:06:07
        
        this one (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 19:08:26
        
        As appropriate now as what it was then,lyrically. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 20, 19:25:48
- a minute's applause at everton arsenal tomorrow seems weird (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 18:09:32
  - >Brilliant. (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 20, 18:36:31
  - Potd (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 20, 18:26:29
  - now that is a good one (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 20, 18:12:47
  - Lolz (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 20, 18:11:06

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