my old dog ate my sons footy sock

we were all out for a walk in germany when the thing kicked off. the dog was scuttling along in obvious discomfiture trying to shake off a mystery anal pursuer. my missus pointed out that a foreign body was making it's way out of the poor fellers arse. and it wasn't making any headway. so, i got a stick and got her to restrain the poor chap whilst i trapped the protruding sock to the deck. i then told her to call him and hopefully the logic of physics would diffuse the problem. she called him and i forgot that for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction, the dog f**ked off, the sock shot out and spiralled itself around my forearm. just as a group of german old biddys walked around the corner to witness the carnage.

f**king dogs.

Posted By: Tombs on March 7th 2012 at 21:30:02

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