This won't be...
...Man and wife walk into a bar.
Wife goes to get the drinks in, Man sits down at table.
Bowl of Peanuts on table start talking to the man, telling him how smartly he is dressed and how good looking he is.
Wife arrives back from bar, visibly upset, tells husband how the fruit machine started talking to her while she was waiting to be served. It was using foul obscenities and being personal and rude to her. Husband, angered and confused, approaches landlord to complain and tells him of their two experiences.
Landlord apologises - "sorry sir, it's been happening a lot lately. You see, the peanuts are complimentary but I'm afraid the fruit machine is broken and out of order".
Posted By: Fierce Panda on October 13th 2005 at 16:32:05
Message Thread
- Joke alert (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:12:59
- 1/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:18:31
- 0/10 I am sad you graded it at 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:20:20
- That was for effort.. (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:23:12
- Why did the doughnut shop close? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 16:26:58
- He, he, thats the best joke I have ever heard. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:28:41
- This won't be... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:32:05
- Well if it was all to do with delivery... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:10
- fruit* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:55
- Copy and paste jobby... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:55:26
- fruit* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:55
- What a wonderfully presented joke (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:46:46
- You're too kind (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:55:36
- I anit going to get on yer back like a dog am I (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:57:29
- Leave me out of this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 17:00:19
- That's cos you're obviously a good chap... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 17:00:02
- I anit going to get on yer back like a dog am I (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:57:29
- You're too kind (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:55:36
- Well if it was all to do with delivery... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:10
- This won't be... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:32:05
- He, he, thats the best joke I have ever heard. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:28:41
- Why did the doughnut shop close? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 16:26:58
- That was for effort.. (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:23:12
- 0/10 I am sad you graded it at 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:20:20
- 1/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:18:31
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