Joke alert

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

Posted By: I love beating scum on October 13th 2005 at 16:12:59

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Joke alert (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:12:59
- 1/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:18:31
  - 0/10 I am sad you graded it at 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:20:20
    - That was for effort.. (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 13, 16:23:12
      - Why did the doughnut shop close? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 16:26:58
        
        He, he, thats the best joke I have ever heard. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:28:41
        
        This won't be... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:32:05
        
        Well if it was all to do with delivery... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:10
        
        fruit* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:49:55
        
        Copy and paste jobby... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:55:26
        
        izzit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 16:57:25
        
        What a wonderfully presented joke (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:46:46
        
        You're too kind (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 16:55:36
        
        I anit going to get on yer back like a dog am I (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Oct 13, 16:57:29
        
        Leave me out of this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 13, 17:00:19
        
        That's cos you're obviously a good chap... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 17:00:02

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