My pal Worzel took a swing at him

Worzel wasn't clued up on that sort of thing, and when the doc told him he was going to do an anal examination, Worzel thought he meant he just wanted to LOOK AT IT !!

The rest was a huge surprise.

And there was no laying on his side involved.

How we larfed.

Posted By: Cannydc on January 27th 2012 at 16:55:37

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WrathDoctors (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:35:31
- nerves watching murray? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 17:33:39
- Are you waking up in the night for a piss? Fatigued? or constantly thirsty? (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 27, 17:04:58
- I doubt it's anything to worry about (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:40:37
  - or Ebola maybe - that starts with excessive weeing before moving on to excessive bleeding (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:42:15
    - yeah, nothing a couple of aspirin can't fix (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:42:34
      - ebola's not so bad unless you are sensitive about the sight of blood (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:44:22
        
        looking forward to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:45:45
        
        Although probably nothing at all, just nip to the GP, sorted in minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:50:52
        
        As long as it isn't Ebola - don't think that can be sorted (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:52:18
        
        It won't be. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:52:32
        
        Good point, unless he's been to deepest DRC recently (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:53:40
        
        I thought O1D lived in Nodge! People go all over on holiday mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:54:44
        
        Think he recently moved to that there London. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:56:46
        
        The big smoke, I like it not, too many people. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:57:31
        
        Not for me either. I don't even like towns. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:58:27
        
        Last time I went to London will have been over 15 years ago with... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:04:32
        
        * Never leave Nodge I mean!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:05:22
        
        Village living! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:00:23
- Are you a lardarse like Chelts and Charles? Be more prone to diabetes if you are (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:40:26
  - oi! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 27, 16:46:40
  - Nah I'm a bit skinny really, like .... I don't know anyone skinny on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:43:05
    - I imagine SCC as skinny - one of those really skinny, pastie, wimpie geeks (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:50:29
      - i'd beat the living fuck out of you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 17:06:53
      - he's also nearly 8 feet tall (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:52:10
    - wrathers are all lardarses (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:45:53
      - Oi! I'm not skinny, but I'm not a fatboy! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 17:09:34
        
        agreed, BC doesn't appear to be too porky either (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 17:20:42
- Bladder infection is first stop. (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:38:54
  - And when the doc says (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:41:44
    - Nope, you have to lie on your side. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:43:30
    - preceded by the ssnapping of the surgical glove. When that happened to me (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:43:20
      - Cor (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 16:48:54
        
        Nope, I really didn't. Good job I was young, If it happened now (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:51:37
        
        My pal Worzel took a swing at him (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:55:37
        
        ^^^not me I shoud add (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:58:24
        
        I knew that, you loved it, you did (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:59:13
        
        that's right, I go back once a week "just to make sure" (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 17:21:09
      - you have to start worrying when he puts a hand on your shoulder to put it in (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:44:18
- Diabetes, water infection, cancer, could be any of those. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 16:38:10
  - Lots of fruit gives me arseburst (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:39:20
    - That's nice to know dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 16:40:06
      - Thought you'd be pleased for the info (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:40:54
        
        Rowntrees Arseburst (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 17:26:28
- Prostate problem probably. Or could be bladder cancer. I'd get some tests done if I were (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:37:46
- Have you managed to have a turd today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 27, 16:37:43
  - Doubt it if he's pissing constantly - you can't do both at the same time. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:38:37
  - Yep I've pooed (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:38:12
- Best get down to the GP and make sure, thing is, things that are annoying... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:37:09

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