And when the doc says

Bend over
Touch your toes
I'll show you where
the Grey Goose goes..

Get ready for a big surprise.

The cold index finger up the jacksie.

(Checking Mr Prostate, I believe.)

Posted By: Cannydc on January 27th 2012 at 16:41:44

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WrathDoctors (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:35:31
- nerves watching murray? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 17:33:39
- Are you waking up in the night for a piss? Fatigued? or constantly thirsty? (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 27, 17:04:58
- I doubt it's anything to worry about (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:40:37
  - or Ebola maybe - that starts with excessive weeing before moving on to excessive bleeding (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:42:15
    - yeah, nothing a couple of aspirin can't fix (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:42:34
      - ebola's not so bad unless you are sensitive about the sight of blood (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:44:22
        
        looking forward to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:45:45
        
        Although probably nothing at all, just nip to the GP, sorted in minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:50:52
        
        As long as it isn't Ebola - don't think that can be sorted (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:52:18
        
        It won't be. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:52:32
        
        Good point, unless he's been to deepest DRC recently (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:53:40
        
        I thought O1D lived in Nodge! People go all over on holiday mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:54:44
        
        Think he recently moved to that there London. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:56:46
        
        The big smoke, I like it not, too many people. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:57:31
        
        Not for me either. I don't even like towns. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:58:27
        
        Last time I went to London will have been over 15 years ago with... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:04:32
        
        * Never leave Nodge I mean!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:05:22
        
        Village living! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 17:00:23
- Are you a lardarse like Chelts and Charles? Be more prone to diabetes if you are (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:40:26
  - oi! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 27, 16:46:40
  - Nah I'm a bit skinny really, like .... I don't know anyone skinny on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:43:05
    - I imagine SCC as skinny - one of those really skinny, pastie, wimpie geeks (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:50:29
      - i'd beat the living fuck out of you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 17:06:53
      - he's also nearly 8 feet tall (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:52:10
    - wrathers are all lardarses (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:45:53
      - Oi! I'm not skinny, but I'm not a fatboy! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 17:09:34
        
        agreed, BC doesn't appear to be too porky either (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 17:20:42
- Bladder infection is first stop. (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:38:54
  - And when the doc says (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:41:44
    - Nope, you have to lie on your side. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:43:30
    - preceded by the ssnapping of the surgical glove. When that happened to me (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:43:20
      - Cor (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 16:48:54
        
        Nope, I really didn't. Good job I was young, If it happened now (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:51:37
        
        My pal Worzel took a swing at him (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 27, 16:55:37
        
        ^^^not me I shoud add (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:58:24
        
        I knew that, you loved it, you did (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:59:13
        
        that's right, I go back once a week "just to make sure" (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 17:21:09
      - you have to start worrying when he puts a hand on your shoulder to put it in (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:44:18
- Diabetes, water infection, cancer, could be any of those. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 16:38:10
  - Lots of fruit gives me arseburst (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:39:20
    - That's nice to know dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 16:40:06
      - Thought you'd be pleased for the info (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:40:54
        
        Rowntrees Arseburst (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 17:26:28
- Prostate problem probably. Or could be bladder cancer. I'd get some tests done if I were (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:37:46
- Have you managed to have a turd today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 27, 16:37:43
  - Doubt it if he's pissing constantly - you can't do both at the same time. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 16:38:37
  - Yep I've pooed (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 16:38:12
- Best get down to the GP and make sure, thing is, things that are annoying... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 27, 16:37:09

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