So basically I need to fake the symptoms of a heart attack...

...when a lissome young female is passing and she'll straddle me and bounce up and down on my chest while kissing me twice every thirty bounces?

Got it.

Just popping out.

Posted By: Old Man on January 6th 2012 at 12:06:56

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Love It: "Andrew Crofts (Bug)" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 6, 11:08:25
- There's a lot of it going around apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 6, 11:10:24
- Googles *Necrotizing fasciitis* along with the rest of the wroth. Recoils in horror. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 6, 11:10:18
  - "Flesh Eating Bug" innit? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:26:50
    - OK but no tongues. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 6, 11:38:15
    - ABC (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:32:20
      - DR. ABC these days. They keep updating it to keep us on our toes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:33:06
        
        We did 15:2... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:36:59
        
        It's 30:2 these days. They did some Science. 30:2 provides better outcomes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:45:26
        
        Tiny chance of survival though entut?.. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:56:30
        
        Chance depends entirely on what's wrong with you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:58:56
        
        Sod the de-fibber I prefer to just jump up and down on their chest... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 12:00:49
        
        So basically I need to fake the symptoms of a heart attack... (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 6, 12:06:56
        
        What's popping out? (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 6, 12:12:49

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