Chance depends entirely on what's wrong with you.

If it's a massive coronary, then yeah, CPR's not going to touch it. But if it's a more minor heart complaint CPR will deffo keep the brain alive until an ambulanceman can get a defibrilator (CLEAR!) on the bugger to kick start the motors.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on January 6th 2012 at 11:58:56

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Love It: "Andrew Crofts (Bug)" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 6, 11:08:25
- There's a lot of it going around apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 6, 11:10:24
- Googles *Necrotizing fasciitis* along with the rest of the wroth. Recoils in horror. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 6, 11:10:18
  - "Flesh Eating Bug" innit? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:26:50
    - OK but no tongues. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 6, 11:38:15
    - ABC (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:32:20
      - DR. ABC these days. They keep updating it to keep us on our toes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:33:06
        
        We did 15:2... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:36:59
        
        It's 30:2 these days. They did some Science. 30:2 provides better outcomes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:45:26
        
        Tiny chance of survival though entut?.. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 11:56:30
        
        Chance depends entirely on what's wrong with you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 11:58:56
        
        Sod the de-fibber I prefer to just jump up and down on their chest... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 6, 12:00:49
        
        So basically I need to fake the symptoms of a heart attack... (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 6, 12:06:56
        
        What's popping out? (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 6, 12:12:49

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