Oh, hate to disappoint you. They basically just

complain about the weather, money and immigrants. They are about as liberal as the average Daily Mail reader too. I'd never really seen endemic racism until I moved here. (By the way, the worst I've witnessed in the last few years was actually in Oslo by coincidence!). They have the most mental bible belt I've seen in Europe.

If you want to go for a drink with your best Dutch friend, you have to make an appointment 3 months in advance. And they are all gay, making exceptions only for their regular visits to prostitutes but of course that's only cos they are so high on cannabis.

But you are right that Dutch music is astonishingly s**t yet loved by all white Dutch people. Without exception.

They don't often wear fish on their heads though. Only once or twice a year. I hope that dispels the myth.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on January 6th 2012 at 11:10:13

Message Thread

Great Dutch Children's song (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 10:56:53
- I was hoping for "little mouse with clogs on" - suppose it's pretty close (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 6, 10:59:45
  - I think I might have one of those actually. Could hear it clomping along last night (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:03:02
- or this one with the fish (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 10:58:26
  - OK. Norwegian humour. I am assuming that for some reason the stereotype of the Dutch in (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:02:03
    - Actually (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:04:53
      - Oh, hate to disappoint you. They basically just (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:10:13
        
        Interesting - the Dutch (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:14:14
        
        Don't bother. Belgium is shit. It's basically the road to France. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:15:02
        
        And the cheeky bastards are only going to start charging us to use it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:16:51
        
        Oh, Belgium (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:16:36
        
        No, not TNT. Not anything. Maybe chocolates, beer and paedophiles. Not much else though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:17:25
        
        sprouts (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:24:24
        
        bean sprouts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:24:54
        
        no, bruges sprouts (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:28:50
        
        that too! (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:22:12
        
        Vlaanderen wants to join NL but we don't want them. Wallonia wants to join (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:54:18
        
        if you're not dutch you're not much (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:12:23
        
        That's a phrase used by Dutch descendants in the US. Phrased differently, they are saying (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:14:29
        
        i thought it was used by dutch dj's (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:25:26
  - that fish has been sighted recently in liverpool... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:00:47
    - reminds me of... (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:06:36
      - HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 11:09:01
        
        naughty Tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 11:11:05
        
        oh (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Jan 6, 11:10:57
- nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 6, 10:57:49
  - Bizarre. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 10:58:43

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