surely a massive wang could be pressed into service as a rudder? Beavers aren't slow

in the water. They're a bit slow when it comes to assembling flatpack furniture, mind. Excellent builders? Bollocks they are.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on December 19th 2011 at 17:59:19

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What we are missing - a big, fast black player. Most teams have 1 or 2 and they torment us (NCFC) - LeftSide, Dec 19, 16:58:31
- Yes. Drenthe's good because he's black. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 16:59:22
  - Tsh. I thought there was less racists about nowadays. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 17:00:03
    - Dignifying that with a reply. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 17:02:07
      - Dunno what you mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 17:03:13
    - tbf black people are faster (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:01:17
      - Just 'cos there are less white sprinters, doesn't mean it's because of skin colour. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 17:02:34
        
        By "less white sprinters" you presumably mean brown ones, (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Dec 19, 17:50:29
        
        Fewer (NCFC) - King, Dec 19, 17:34:18
        
        Actually I think there is a link to race/genetics (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 17:12:26
        
        what about swimmers? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 17:16:23
        
        swimming has participation issues (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:23:46
        
        next you'll be telling me it's because of the size of their massive schlongs and the incre (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 17:31:54
        
        surely a massive wang could be pressed into service as a rudder? Beavers aren't slow (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 19, 17:59:19
        
        nah not really (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:34:41
        
        What about Eric the Eel? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 19, 17:26:46
        
        has he finished the race yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:27:11
        
        First person to mention fast-twitch muscle fibres gets punched in the throat. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 17:13:45
        
        Why is it racist to believe that there may be some scientific explanation? (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 17:18:19
        
        No, no, you misunderstand me. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 17:24:46
        
        Oh right. No desire to carry on the debate anyway! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 17:34:56
        
        I'm Austrailian (n/m) (NCFC) - Barmaid, Dec 19, 17:20:08
        
        And therefore thick. (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 19, 17:24:47
        
        agreed it's much more than that (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:16:59
        
        first person to mention swimming gets no presents from Father Christmas this year (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 19, 17:16:09
        
        he doesn't exist (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 17:17:07
        
        ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 19, 17:18:29
        
        sorry (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 17:19:36
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 19, 17:15:01
        
        Uh-oh (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Dec 19, 17:11:42
        
        it's because they're not as quick (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 19, 17:08:09

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