It's because he doesn't have the correct handshake technique

If he could only spend more time practicing handshakes than his "art" he'd be much more respected.

Posted By: Dog on October 6th 2005 at 17:48:40

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Is it a boy thing that I've just achieved a particularly high gloss finish to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:19:10
- chelsea boots LOL (General Chat) - Jesus, Oct 6, 17:46:56
  - Older than you I'd wager... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:51:37
- Good drills (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:34:54
- Shiney shoes are good. Well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 6, 17:20:48
  - Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:21:45
    - Cut away collar and windsor knot. Essential. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 6, 17:33:03
      - Shirt from Pink... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:36:18
      - More than essential. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:35:35
        
        Me? I have jeans, a 70's NCFC shirt on and adidas trainers on at mo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:38:24
- All ready (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:20:09
  - Indeed, silly really, isn't it?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:21:20
    - I'm quite a shoe impression person... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:23:32
      - I guess I only notice if they're shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:26:19
        
        but if the shoes are shit... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:27:12
        
        Well, you know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:30:25
        
        Limp handshakes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:32:43
        
        Unless of course it'a a congratulatory post botty sex handshake (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:39:12
        
        Anything you wanna share Tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:42:03
        
        It's only "gay" if you smile and push back (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:47:28
        
        There speaks ex-forces personnel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:50:22
        
        Yep, they know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:52:34
        
        Totally agree. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:33:56
        
        If you shake my hand and it's not a firm handshake ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:37:59
        
        Firm handshakes of course (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:45:57
        
        Ah, I like being on the recieving end of an iron-grip handshake. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:58:45
        
        Firm handshakes (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:46:53
        
        Particularly if they miss your hand and find your clam. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:50:17
        
        Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:53:19
        
        That's quite a miss... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:55:13
        
        New contacts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:55:46
        
        I found my glasses by the way... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:02:09
        
        Me too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 18:10:25
        
        mine were on the floor under the desk... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:11:12
        
        Double-clasping also gets my goat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:39:47
        
        Ugh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:41:50
        
        It's a sign of weakness... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:45:36
        
        To be James Blunt... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:46:51
        
        It's because he doesn't have the correct handshake technique (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:48:40
        
        What sort of bad names?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:39:31
        
        Any sort of bad names. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:40:30
        
        Does bottom head count? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:41:05
        
        The names aren't important, the handshake is important. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:42:28
        
        They are to me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:44:16
        
        Do you have wank callouses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:46:02
        
        I get callouses from weights... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:48:11
        
        I get callouses from weights, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:56:40
        
        I've rather given up on the rowing machine.. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:01:27
        
        Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:47:41
        
        on the subject of name-calling (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:49:21
        
        You must have to be extra careful, what with your mighty claws... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:31:32
        
        Good point (as I said to the chap as I lessened my grip on his big old chap).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:34:02
        
        I have to be careful too... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:38:24
      - I can assure you that men don't look at shoes first (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 6, 17:25:50
        
        I've noticed. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:26:30

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