Limp handshakes.

Should all be marooned on the Isle Of Wight or something. And then bombed. Cold limp handshakes, or damp limp handshakes, or even worse cold, damp limp handshakes should all be gassed immediately.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 6th 2005 at 17:32:43

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Is it a boy thing that I've just achieved a particularly high gloss finish to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:19:10
- chelsea boots LOL (General Chat) - Jesus, Oct 6, 17:46:56
  - Older than you I'd wager... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:51:37
- Good drills (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:34:54
- Shiney shoes are good. Well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 6, 17:20:48
  - Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:21:45
    - Cut away collar and windsor knot. Essential. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 6, 17:33:03
      - Shirt from Pink... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:36:18
      - More than essential. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:35:35
        
        Me? I have jeans, a 70's NCFC shirt on and adidas trainers on at mo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:38:24
- All ready (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:20:09
  - Indeed, silly really, isn't it?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:21:20
    - I'm quite a shoe impression person... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:23:32
      - I guess I only notice if they're shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:26:19
        
        but if the shoes are shit... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:27:12
        
        Well, you know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:30:25
        
        Limp handshakes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:32:43
        
        Unless of course it'a a congratulatory post botty sex handshake (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:39:12
        
        Anything you wanna share Tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:42:03
        
        It's only "gay" if you smile and push back (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:47:28
        
        There speaks ex-forces personnel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:50:22
        
        Yep, they know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:52:34
        
        Totally agree. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:33:56
        
        If you shake my hand and it's not a firm handshake ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:37:59
        
        Firm handshakes of course (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 6, 17:45:57
        
        Ah, I like being on the recieving end of an iron-grip handshake. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:58:45
        
        Firm handshakes (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:46:53
        
        Particularly if they miss your hand and find your clam. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:50:17
        
        Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:53:19
        
        That's quite a miss... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:55:13
        
        New contacts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:55:46
        
        I found my glasses by the way... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:02:09
        
        Me too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 18:10:25
        
        mine were on the floor under the desk... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:11:12
        
        Double-clasping also gets my goat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:39:47
        
        Ugh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:41:50
        
        It's a sign of weakness... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:45:36
        
        To be James Blunt... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:46:51
        
        It's because he doesn't have the correct handshake technique (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:48:40
        
        What sort of bad names?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:39:31
        
        Any sort of bad names. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:40:30
        
        Does bottom head count? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:41:05
        
        The names aren't important, the handshake is important. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:42:28
        
        They are to me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:44:16
        
        Do you have wank callouses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:46:02
        
        I get callouses from weights... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:48:11
        
        I get callouses from weights, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 17:56:40
        
        I've rather given up on the rowing machine.. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 18:01:27
        
        Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:47:41
        
        on the subject of name-calling (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:49:21
        
        You must have to be extra careful, what with your mighty claws... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:31:32
        
        Good point (as I said to the chap as I lessened my grip on his big old chap).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 6, 17:34:02
        
        I have to be careful too... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:38:24
      - I can assure you that men don't look at shoes first (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 6, 17:25:50
        
        I've noticed. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 6, 17:26:30

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