That would have been stupid.
You can't outrun a lion. Best to back away slowly keeping eye contact whilst making yourself look as big as possible.*
NB: This also applies to escaping from bears.
*No not get a semi on you puerile bunch of wastrels.
Posted By: jafski on November 16th 2011 at 10:54:51
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- What a racist (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 16, 10:16:42
- Half expected him to churn out the "they had to run fast to escape lions" theory. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 16, 10:51:39
- Yeah, instead he went for the boring old physiology (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 16, 11:46:59
- ou don't need to run faster than a lion, just faster than your companions (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 16, 11:07:46
- ^You (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 16, 11:13:09
- What if you're on your own? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 11:14:39
- ^You (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 16, 11:13:09
- That would have been stupid. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 10:54:51
- And do you tend to see these animals around Norwich after a visit .. (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 16, 10:57:02
- No. Not Lions and bears in Norwich Colin. Don't be ridiculous. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 11:00:15
- Lad here can hear the lions at Doncaster Zoo roaring at night from his house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 11:06:32
- Jeremy's got a rrrrroaring toothache again... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 11:10:32
- Yes.. I see hmm (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 16, 11:03:37
- Lad here can hear the lions at Doncaster Zoo roaring at night from his house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 11:06:32
- No. Not Lions and bears in Norwich Colin. Don't be ridiculous. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 11:00:15
- And do you tend to see these animals around Norwich after a visit .. (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 16, 10:57:02
- Dan Pfaff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 10:40:56
- 卐 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 16, 10:40:01
- Nbttt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 16, 10:18:27
- Half expected him to churn out the "they had to run fast to escape lions" theory. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 16, 10:51:39
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