What about if, right, say you had just done a pint of Guinness in The Lamb and were

wandering down the Walk to go to Dogfish to have a gander at some natty desert boots, when a perky Katherine wanged up right quick on her Kink Apex, pulled a fufano on the kerb and then done a flinky-sunder right over the top of your Air Force One So-Cals and landed awry, legs akimbo, sending her billowing, cotton dress up her rugged thighs.

Would you slide your hand down inside her Sloggi's and twiddle about with her swollen labia, finishing by balancing a toy robot on her wet muffpatch...

...or would you skip away, singing 'Ride on Time' like the ridiculous prick you are and do a series of complicated effete, starjump moves outside Geralds whilst old c**ts looked on aghast?

hmmm?

hmmm?

well?

Say you had gone into this fine city of ours and that happened to you, which of the two options do you think you might take?

well?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 10th 2011 at 13:26:12

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What about if, right, say you had just done a pint of Guinness in The Lamb and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:26:12
- I haven't got any Air Force One So-Cals. What now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 14:41:16
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:43:38
    - I am STILL AWAKE. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 14:44:31
      - You should take all the mary nonsense you can get at the moment. It is a rare thing (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:47:24
        
        True. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 14:58:55
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 15:19:26
- We've had this one before haven't we? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 10, 14:12:36
  - No. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:13:27
    - Ah. Effette starjumps and ridiculous prick skipping then in that case. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 10, 14:18:36
      - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:26:51
- Sloggi's (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 10, 14:01:33
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:12:36
    - Since moving house I'm gonna miss a few games but will post on here when I can make it to (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 10, 14:45:36
- 'Ride on Time' [series of complicated effete, starjump moves] (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 10, 14:01:27
  - MA (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:12:12
- skip like a ridiculous prick, trousers off, starjumps (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 10, 13:59:40
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:11:50
- What's with all my wanging these days? Anyway... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 10, 13:56:31
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:11:30
- ... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 10, 13:56:23
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:11:13
- Black Box (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Nov 10, 13:53:47
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:54:23
- I'd show some labia love (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 10, 13:45:10
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:45:48
- I am a ridiculous prick so, by default, option B. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stringy Bob, Nov 10, 13:43:56
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:44:07
    - MA? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stringy Bob, Nov 10, 13:45:49
      - Tell him lads (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:49:06
        
        *sigh (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 14:16:44
        
        Ah ok. Only by dint of being a ridiculous prick though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stringy Bob, Nov 10, 14:25:48
- Why not both? I'm wearing desert boots right now as well. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 10, 13:42:13
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:43:19
- Option A - toy robot balancing, definately! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 10, 13:41:00
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:41:20
- Swollen labia (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 10, 13:38:47
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:39:39
- a right old twiddle make no mistake (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 10, 13:35:55
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:39:27
- Ride on time, I can't stand rugged thighs (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 10, 13:35:46
  - MA (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:39:15
- I would... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 10, 13:34:37
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:38:55
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 10, 13:30:05
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:37:28
- Twiddle. Always. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 10, 13:28:30
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:37:13

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