I've had that f**king virus 4 times........

(3 times whilst working for the NHS) evil bastard aint it?
Projectile vomiting on the hard shoulder of the M6, whilst s**tting myself was a particular highlight.

Posted By: Karnivore on October 10th 2011 at 22:23:52

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What's worse. Diarrhoea or puking? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 22:16:56
- Annie has had constant, 18 hours a day diarrhoea since she came to the Dove in Barnsley. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 10, 23:28:24
- puke (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 10, 22:21:52
- Vom, for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 10, 22:17:36
  - When I had norovirus I had both for 24 hours. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 22:20:07
    - I had something like that, except it lasted a week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 10, 22:41:03
      - longest I had it for was 3 days..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:42:58
        
        This thing I had I literally didn't eat anything for a week (General Chat) - pants, Oct 10, 22:56:16
    - I've had that fucking virus 4 times........ (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:23:52
      - Dunno if I had that, my stomach just shut down though (General Chat) - pants, Oct 10, 22:54:16
        
        Your brain, not your stomach, controls the vomit response. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 23:06:10
        
        That makes sense from my limited knowledge, you vomit when your brain decides you've been (General Chat) - pants, Oct 10, 23:11:21
      - Generally you know what it is though. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 22:28:41
        
        I'll never forget the first time I got it..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:35:16
        
        Last time I had it I was in APBs car, 3 hours from home... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 10, 22:45:58
        
        Don't think I could have done that. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 23:08:46
        
        Not entirely sure how I did, to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 10, 23:09:35
        
        socks come in handy in these situations (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 22:37:37
        
        the newspapers wasn't on the seat, they were in the pants (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:40:33
        
        lol sounds proper sexy (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 22:43:15
        
        I wasn't in the mood to be sexy, to be honest..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:47:30
        
        imagine being struck with it while on the job (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 22:59:50
        
        ermmmm (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:03:31
        
        I've never shagged on class As.... pilly willy always strikes! (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 10, 23:22:09
        
        this was on e's - just hit my stomach at the wrong time.... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:24:42
        
        Depending on how much you've had, shagging on ket is either biblical or a biblical fuckup (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 10, 23:28:25
        
        well, given that I was trying to shag a doorstep..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:31:53
        
        Haha! One of those moments when you wish you had a camera crew following you around on (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 10, 23:35:30
        
        one of those many moments when I'm glad the people around me were as off their tits as I (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:38:54
        
        haha, that's a bit of a passion killer (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 23:09:46
        
        I had a female colleague who got the shits when she was "finishing off". (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 23:13:29
        
        When I said "had" (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 23:13:46
        
        I wasn't there. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 23:13:57
        
        another poo babe (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:16:48
        
        if they lose control of their sphincters (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 23:17:55
        
        or slipped, like I did all those years ago. I didn't even know (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:21:42
        
        I'll tell you when you're over - that was scaled down..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:12:17
        
        I'd much rather you didn't imagine, to be honest..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 23:18:56
        
        haha, I can imagine the aftermath was something to behold (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 10, 23:12:59
    - Samengespenstenbart. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 10, 22:23:34
      - Is that German? German for diarrhoea is durchfall I think (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 10, 22:27:30
        
        Richtig. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 22:31:20
        
        shittensplatten (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 10, 22:38:43
    - Good way to lose weight I imagine (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 10, 22:22:16
      - Cheeky. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 10, 22:25:05

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